bevendre:

What’s this?  I actually drew something?  Blasphemy!  Working on saving money to move out, so commissions are open and negotiable.

parkway-nosedive:

trauntwave:

not every single long sentence is a song title by fall out boy 

there are two ways to read this

lynxgriffin:

*sighs*

Guys…it’s right there in the wiki…

Like, if you’ve got a screenshot proving me and the wiki wrong? By all means, please show me so I can be corrected. But so far people pretty much have just given me a nebulous “I thought they were he/him,” or “you can choose whatever gender you want for them,” in which case, I choose NB. 

hexglyphs:

*slowly removes my heart-shaped sunglasses* i beg your fucking pardon

raven-dreaming:

imonlymildlyinsane:

curlicuecal:

softdirks:

villains of homestuck

• sentient chess piece so mad about wearing a hat he goes on a murderous rampage across multiple universes, he eventually becomes part ultimate spirit dog
• alien empress in a latex bodysuit with a trident who speaks solely in fish puns and is also betty crocker
• omnipotent guy with a cueball for a head
• big buff green skeleton time travelling alien demon with a peg leg
• alternate version of big buff green skeleton time travelling alien demon with a peg leg, as a 13 year old 4chan user who hates women
• a puppet, which is the vessel for big buff green skeleton time travelling alien demon with a peg leg’s soul
• guy fieri 
• some juggalos specifically the icp
• an alien capricorn clown who can never die

it makes me so mad that this is accurate

Wtf even is Homestuck?

We’re not quite sure either, tbh

I would like to point out that the 13 year old green skeleton with the mind of 4 chan trolls isn’t an alternate version of the big buff green skeleton, he’s the same guy just earlier on the timeline. Also the cue ball head and the Puppet vessel are also the same buff skeleton again at different points on his timeline

p-666t:

p.s.

theinfiknight:

theinfiknight:

rubykgrant:

theinfiknight:

prolificpencomics:

“helium”

We’re running out of helium?????

Helium is like the second most common element in our universe, but most of it is on THE SUN or just bleeding from our atmosphere into space, on Earth our helium is from the radioactive decay of uranium metals, it is often recovered from old mines, and we use helium for TONS of stuff all the time, plus we can’t really “manufacture” it

WAIT SO WE’RE ACTUALLY RUNNING OUT OF HELIUM WHAT THE FUCK

millennial-review:

cerayanay:

Most underrated joke in rvb is how the made Simmons donate body parts to an injured grif and then turn Simmons into part cyborg, instead of cutting out the middle man and giving grif cyborg parts

drunk-winter:

charlesoberonn:

oolongearlgrey:

raisnutheraichu:

satsukitomoe:

kickloop:

okay hear me out

a magical girl anime

but with moms instead

I have a mighty need.

Plot Twist: the main villain is ALSO a mom

“A woman must be strong to protect that which she holds most dear…” 

What if their kids are best friends who go to the same school?

Imagine the PTA meetings