johnnycashthighhighboots:

gaytohell:

johnnycashthighhighboots:

corybooker4pres:

shock:

gayreinhardt:

how do i get a sfw sasuke big enough to oblitherate my entire dashboard

why did they have to specify sfw

ITS A REFERENCE

Op this is genius send me a sfw sasuke so i can do the same

BRO NOT TO BE MEAN BUT HOW COULD YOU POSSIBLY MISS HIM. SCROLL UP.

bshenanigans:

tellmeayarn:

d-lightfulexcess:

This is the punkest thing I have ever seen in my whole life.

She is right, lying doesn’t count at the library.

Put that last line on my headstone

probablybadrpgideas:

probablybadrpgideas:

As a vampire’s blood potency increases, this is represented in universe by them getting a progressively sillier voice.

Update: 

Oops I Referenced MBMBaM Again (part whatever of an ongoing series)

woman-respecter:

when theres internet drama but you can’t find a summary of everything thats going on so u have to piece it together from memes and tweets

snakegay:

me: [typing post that says ‘i just remembered i never beat off’]

me, internal: watch out! you say ‘beat off’ here to mean completing a playthrough of ‘off’, the 2008 rpg video game by mortis ghost. however, the phrase ‘beat off’ is also euphemism for masturbation! without context, it would appear you were talking about masturbating!

me: whoa….id better be more careful!

gigantic centipede above me: [dematerializes]

pkmnash:

The only example of a good kismesis relationship is glados and chell

maenad:

bbgirl420:

nasundertale:

mad-hare:

captain-price-official:

people fucking died because of this. people KEEP dying because of this.

“Eat the rich!” they say with their $1300 iphones, smart cars, and Starbucks coffee in hand.

probablybadrpgideas:

Your cleric’s focus is this fidget spinner

The Millennium Spinner