Silver Tongue

himeno-ran:

exilerose-deactivated20220711:

himeno-ran:

himeno-ran:

no smart appliances in this house. absolute fucking moron appliances only. my toaster is there to make bread hot not to tweet what time I ate breakfast or whatever the fuck

don’t need my goddamn microwave to snitch to the nsa

if i am somehow forced to own a smart appliance (likely due to lack of availability) i will figure out how to take the computer out and make it dumb

lobotomize your coffeemaker

this is how we make artificial stupid

lynxgriffin:

Just what does this button do?

YAY, new part of Paper Trail is here! This one took a long while to do, for…pretty obvious reasons!! A successful battle against King…but some unexpected results?

And pretty much all the other card designs were based on Kanotynes’ original designs!

New part will be along later!

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Thats one way to play 52 pickup

obscurelocalstranger:

carrionvalentine-moved:

carrionvalentine-moved:

chris fleming is funny because he looks like someone forced a jc penney mannequin to watch sex and the city 57 times in a row and left it on the front doorstep of a gay bar, but you listen to him talk and recount his experiences and he sounds like arthur dent discovering that he’s bi at 31, like i could hit chris fleming with a sledgehammer and he’d get up and be like “well what the fuck is this, a home depot?”

hey so were y'all gonna tell me chris fleming had a tumblr or was i just supposed to find that out that he reblogged this after waking up from a 5 hour nap like some sort of groggy soon-to-be-hired on the spot court jester

#someone shop this comically on the was anybody gonna tell me or was i just supposed to find out meme 
I got u @canisvertigus​

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fma-facts:

fma-facts:

Happy Meat Day everyone!

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Several people have pointed out that in many countries outside the U.S., dates are written day/month rather than month/day, which would make Meat Day actually September 2nd. To which I would like to say:

1. In Japan it’s month/day, so February 9th would technically be the correct date
2. That being said… two Meat Days

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notedchampagne:
“lost in translation
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notedchampagne:

lost in translation

official-lucifers-child:

majestic-seagull:

locate-lucky-luciano:

zef-yr:

TOMORROW IS THE 4-YEAR ANNIVERSARY OF HIM DOING IT TO US

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National Holiday

4 years and 364 days ago… It was done to us

Today’s the day

six whole years ago

chewbacca:

credit: u/likeonions on Reddit

yankaze:

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they always ask “who’s the spy” but never “how’s the spy”

supreme-leader-stoat:

summon-ticket-king:

baconeggers:

acrossthetracksrebounding:

systlin:

Sometimes you see a post and just realize there’s some Wild Shit going on in a community you never knew existed

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Attached for original context

Finally, I understand

THIS IS WHAT I’VE BEEN TALKING ABOUT. THIS WAS THE ORIGINAL POST.

i wonder what kind of dystopian events would happen in china in this setting considering china has laws against reincarnation (specifically to target the dalai lama)