helloitsbees:

lierdumoa:

furryanarchistsnufkin:

cherry–bullets:

furryanarchistsnufkin:

aveture:

shimmedmilk:

furryanarchistsnufkin:

shipping-is-life-1-0-1:

furryanarchistsnufkin:

skyheartstar13:

furryanarchistsnufkin:

furryanarchistsnufkin:

Whenever Americans use Cryillic like. That. I just. Instantly shrivel up an cry

Like idk how to tell you this but н isnt h and и isnt n

It’s true and you should say it.

Я isnt R

Р isnt P

В isnt B

If you want to explain, what does it mean then? 0.0

н makes n sound,и makes ee sound, я makes ya sound, р makes r sound, в makes v sound

you mean, like, ня?

oh no. It can be made with Cyrillic now

ня

WHAT HAVE YOU DONE, YOU SHOULDN’T HAVE EXPLAINED

НЯ

I learned about Russian AND an obscure furry meme today.

I can’t believe the minecraft villagers were Russian furries all along

blenderfullasarcasm:

midoriya pretends he doesn’t know who endeavor is whenever he’s asked questions about him by the press 

“hey deku we know you’re a big hero fan but we never really hear you talk about the number one hero" 

“i think you’re mistaken all might is all i talk about like sixty percent of the time" 

“no no i mean endeavor" 

“who is that he sounds like a dick" 

it’s the first time deku has cursed on TV and the internet has a collective breakdown

honeybaublebee:

How did we get the universe with both the funniest and the lamest dystopia.

specialhex:

specialhex:

specialhex:

specialhex:

i think that theyres really a difference in how cis people use gender jokes and how trans people use them.

cis people make gender jokes like “haha I identify as a HELICOPTER” and it signifies that to them it’s ridiculous to believe that some people have different identities and navigate being nonbinary. it’s saying that they don’t respect us or they’re just ignorant.

when trans people make gender jokes like “my gender is hating high school teachers” it’s flipping the script, saying that they defiantly don't care about gender and don’t care what cis people think. 

so when I see trans people rbing my gender jokes and adding onto it I am filled with love but when I see a cis person twisting it into hating nonbinary people I feel like clocking them in the face.

cis people can rb but pwease…no clownery.

GOD HOW DID YOU SAY IT SO ELOQUENTLY….

hareofhrair:

here is a goofy self indulgent thing

i just love these sweaty horse men okay

possiblestalker:

Of COURSE John Mulaney is the first male comedian to have a good #MeToo joke. 

hyperphixation:

this is the only relatable content everybody shut the fuck up

nuttyrabbit:

I just wanted to post these pages because they crack me the fuck up

hurrriicaane:

*galaxy brains myself out of existence*

the gender neutral version of goth gf is partnoir

gedddylee:

teamvoorhees:

libertarirynn:

impuretale:

sinningsleepingandshitposting:

flotorshi:

Neatly summarized as: people not knowing how to properly take care of cats

The episodes that don’t conform to this formula are also always the most interesting. These situations include:

1) I Didn’t Know My Cat Had PTSD and Has Gone Blind.

2) Your Cats Fight Because One of Them Doesn’t Know How to Speak Cat, and They’re Both Kinda Mad/Confused About It. 

3) Your Cat Sprays Everywhere? Get Them Fixed. Surprise Twist: They Were Fixed But It Was a Botched Operation.

4) We’re Going to Rescue 50+ Kittens, Take Them to Vegas, and Adopt Them All To Loving Homes.

5) This is Not a Cat. This is a Dog. 

Hang on what was number five?

@libertarirynn   #5 was - 

THATS A DOG?