gffa:

I AM LOSING IT RIGHT NOW.

BECAUSE THIS IS IT. 

THIS IS THE CONTENT I SIGNED UP FOR. 

THIS IS THE CONTENT THAT IS THE FUNNIEST FUCKING THING I HAVE SEEN ALL FUCKING MONTH.

THE ROMANCE NOVEL COVER WITH DARTH FUCKING VADER JESUS CHRIST I’M FUCKING CRYING RIGHT NOW

AND I’M JUST SITTING HERE, DYING, BECAUSE OH MY GOD IF SHE ONLY KNEW THE TRUTH ABOUT THAT GUY

NOT THAT HE’S BURNED AND SCARRED OR WHATEVER

BUT THAT HE IS THE WHINIEST FUCKING SHIT LORD IN THE GALAXY, THE BIGGEST ASSHOLE CAT WHO WILL NEED CONSTANT ATTENTION AND YOU TO TELL HIM HE’S A GOOD BOY EVEN WHEN HE FUCKS UP ALL YOUR PLANS (I LOVE HIM SO MUCH)

EXPECTATION:  DARK FUCK PRINCE
REALITY:  ANAKIN FUCKING SKYWALKER

her: we should go to the beach
him: No
her: Why not?
him: sand…

orcoftheday:

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pissvortex:

this fucking orc named Skakuga the Taunter has followed me throughout this entire game, literally jumping out of bushes to make fun of me and then running away after throwing a smoke bomb. i killed him and he came back with a peg leg as Skakuga the Unkillable. i hate this fucker

this is him and i guarantee you he’s not even dead

HE’S NOT DEAD

i cut off both of his arms and his leg again if he comes back im going to fucking scream

THE FINAL BATTLE

WE BOTH GOT BLOWN UP BY THE NAZGUL’S DRAGON

MAY HE REST IN PEACE

This post is a Classic so Today’s Orc of the Day is: Stakuga the Taunter/the Unkillable

filibusterfrog:

todays mood is: designing kids for ur dnd characters

the-mighty-birdy:

supreme-leader-stoat:

gruene-teufel:

gruene-teufel:

Me when I walk past another white person on the street

Me when they don’t do the white person face back

Me, following just behind the person who wouldn’t do the face and unsure if you were looking at me instead of them:

amalgarn:

theres been a lot of those posts lately talking about how notes are impossible to get these days bc people only like and dont reblog blah blah… but… do the people who make those posts ever stop to think about how the likes to reblogs ratio has largely been about the same as it is now?

have any of these people ever stopped to consider that maybe their lack of notes is indicative of the fact that they’re making content for irrelevant media that fandom at large has moved past

While that is true, what’s changed is tumblrs algorithm which makes it harder to find a post using the general tags unless it has above a certain ratio.

caucasianscriptures:

*Intense music intensifies*

aeritus:

Really John??? REALLY???

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If you’re telling this never happened at least once, you’re a fucking liar.
Quick break between work :P

jitterbugjive:

nightmaretales:

The Three Little Pigs - Page 15 [Will add links when the next page posts due to tumblr hiding anything with links from search]

omnomnom

gudroo:

this is the last year that we can make this stupid joke so im going to make the most of it and post it every day until 2020

athena-ewin:

ice-block:

Uh oh, my WiFi’s down!

I’m now in

The gradient zone

Gradient zone aesthetic: