Silver Tongue
pokedump:
“ 192 - Sunflora
It converts sunlight into energy. In the darkness after sunset, it closes its petals and becomes still.
”

pokedump:

192 - Sunflora

It converts sunlight into energy. In the darkness after sunset, it closes its petals and becomes still.

ohhellorula:

Bill Hader’s knife story is the funniest thing ever

yazzdonut:
“meme bonding
”

yazzdonut:

meme bonding

goawfma:

another industry killed i’ll drink to that 🥂

prokopetz:

prokopetz:

prokopetz:

A movie where every scene that takes place in America has a garish red and blue filter on it.

At one point there’s an exterior shot of the White House, but the flagpole above the main entrance is flying the Canadian flag. This is never remarked upon.

Later on there’s a scene where the American president – who is inexplicably wearing a Coast Guard dress uniform – gazes pensively out the Oval Office window, through which the Statue of Liberty is clearly visible in the middle distance.

everyone talks in a thick southern bell

cicadianrhythm:

nebula-cnidaria:

willmelon:

bigwordsandsharpedges:

You wouldn’t notice it on cobblestones, but horseshoes throw sparks on asphalt.

amish back to the future

Lil Nas X - Old Town Road ft. Ghost Rider

Horse: that ground was ANGRY.

sokka-fuck-ya:

Aang, surrounded by baffled councilmen, interrupted mid meeting: “ZUKO I CAN’T BELIEVE YOU’D DO SOMETHING SO RECKLESS!”


Zuko, half burnt after fistfighting his latest assasin: “It’s not that bad. Besides, you’re like twelve, you don’t have to worry about this”


Aang: “only tw—I was the one who—! No, you know what? I’m calling your grandpa!”


The councilmen, thinking of Azulon: “?!”


Zuko: “WAIT NO AANG I’M SORRY!”


Aang, meditating aggressively: “TOO LATE.”


Roku, taking Aang’s place: “ZUKO I CAN’T BELIEVE YOU’D DO SOMETHING SO RECKLESS!”


The councilmen, losing their fucking minds: “?!?!?!????!??!???!”

BOLD WORDS FOR SOMEONE WHO NEEDLESSLY FOUGHT A VOLCANO