archrui:
“short hair and snowdrops
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archrui:

short hair and snowdrops

a-cute-aggrandizement:

javert:

spiderjewel:

I wonder if that disastrous original script for the Holes movie, which was written by the guy who wrote Donnie Darko, is still in circulation on the internet. It was insane.

Like the landscape was all barren not because of a curse but because there’d been a nuclear apocalypse and subsequent plague, and Stanley went to prison camp not because he stole a pair of shoes but because he mercy-killed his own plague-riddled sister. And Pendanski sneaks the boys out to take them to a truckstop bar and buys them prostitutes. And it’s revealed at the end that the conspiracy of the camp is that they’re digging for, not buried treasure, but old nuclear warheads. And there’s a running theme about how “you can’t bury the past.”

I mean the scope and intensity of the changes made to make it more “adult” were pretty clever, but so unnecessary. The fairy tale-esque whimsy was so integral to the story and such a part of its charm that making it darker kind of defeated the entire purpose

I can only imagine the Nickelodeon execs reading this script in open-mouthed horror, and then a long silence before they went “well what if we just got the guy who wrote the book to write it”

well, turns out this is real

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hailtodachimp62llq437qqp31qq5yyt:

hailtodachimp62llq437qqp31qq5yyt:

playing russian roulette with a shrink ray

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anais-ninja-bitch:

thattimdrakeguy:

marysjaneparker:

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I’m breaking my own reblog laws but this got a genuine reaction out of me, and it’s late enough for me to warrant reblogging it.

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thecutestcatever:

dualityofsquid:

markv5:

Два вечно удивлённых изумруда на плюшевом серебре :3

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Два вечно удивлённых изумруда на плюшевом серебре :3

“two perpetually smiling emeralds on plush silver :3”

Spectacular translation

@therealjacksepticeye

starseedjenny:

john15-10:

jewcoded:

you’ve heard of avatar: the last airbender, now get ready for

moses: the first waterbender

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this made me so mad that i actually looked it up and…yes…correct

turing-tested:

i guess i watch FMAB now

turing-tested:

turing-tested:

THERE’S A PUPPY IN THIS ANIME

WHAT THE FUCK

abercrombee:

tiktokarchive:

this is what “shjfkgslkjhlkjsg” sounds like