Silver Tongue

spank-the-villain:

dan-povenmire-tiktok-comments:

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I always thought it meant that guy travelled down from Seattle where his teacher was Peter the Panda undercover

pissvortex:

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is this good

koschei-the-ginger:

bakwaaas:

I love how irrelevant tumblr is. like no celebrities on here, no colleagues or family on here, no one’s famous off tumblr or making money, tbh no ones even updating the site like is there even any staff? who knows? it’s bliss

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cant join the skeleton war on a living site

queer-cheer:
“ catrad0rable:
“ lady-dainty:
“ wroughtornot:
“this “bon appetit” meme has turned into some sort of bizarre telephone game where each incarnation sounds more and more different than the original. in what way does “bon appetit” sound...

queer-cheer:

catrad0rable:

lady-dainty:

wroughtornot:

this “bon appetit” meme has turned into some sort of bizarre telephone game where each incarnation sounds more and more different than the original. in what way does “bon appetit” sound like “osteoporosis”

i don’t know but it’s cracking me up every time i even think about it

bon appetit -> bone apple teeth -> bone ??? ??? -> osteoporosis

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this has layers, man

like an onion

ndiecity:

chthonic-isabelleadjani-deactiv:

celestial-snail:

ndiecity:

sapphophallocentrism:

chthonic-isabelleadjani-deactiv:

Funny how beer looks like piss …… this says a lot about men in our society

They honestly should make a beer where it’s like just 10% piss.

why would i drink beer that has half as much piss as usual

Fuck off with this kind of talk, you just have not had a real beer yet, you know why because you are a bunch of children. Are you surprised that beer does not taste like the juice box your mom packs you in your stupid lunch box. And I bet you have not even tasted piss before, pee is a delicacy in some parts of upper Germany, you are insaulting every beer maker east and west of the equator. You disgusting child

The beer and piss expert has logged on …

hold on, east and west of the equator?

hes the beer and piss expert, not the geography expert

vxinri:
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they dont call him buzz for nothing

vxinri:

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they dont call him buzz for nothing

friendly-neighborhood-patriarch:

uncle-beanbag:

greeds:

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The cheepist one

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I’m both Kermit and Gonzo at once

outerspacecake:
“ prepgoth:
“ sing us a song, youre the piano man
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quilly joel
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outerspacecake:

prepgoth:

sing us a song, youre the piano man

quilly joel

pmseymourva:

jokundicesmith:

pmseymourva:

This was one of the bigger highlights…where the scene had to go full stop due to Freudian slip

Something you want to tell us PM?

Im afraid I cant say…Im a little…
chewed up about it