I’ve mentioned before that Demily has the demonic power to
ominously
float in mid-air but I think she mostly just uses it because walking is exhausting so she floats around lazily like Marceline from AT
demily’s friends: hey where have you been, we havent seen you in a couple days… where are you?
demily, sitting upside down on the ceiling: i’ve been completing rayman
canon
can demily make stuff float along with her? playign games upsidedown would be odd unless the tv was also floating upsidedown
So in Brazil we were just hit by a huge cold front and in some parts of the country, people are seeing snow for the first time
Now Brazilian media is filled with American influences, so we’ve seen a lot of snow on TV and now that we finally get our hands on the stuff, we decide to have some fun right
The problem is that Brazilians really don’t know how to build snowmen
Brazilian media is now calling our snowmen “Chernobyl Olafs”
“Orc rogue is terrible at stealth” is a classic gag, but I’ve always preferred taking it to the opposite extreme, because turning around and suddenly there’s this absolutely enormous fucker all up in your personal space with no clear indication of how they managed to approach undetected or how long they’ve been standing there will never stop being funny.
[Transcription: Someone reacting to a cake decorating tiktok. The cake decorator will be identified as “Right” and the reactor as “Left”.
Right: Hi guys here’s another cake decorating video and can I start off by saying can y’all like not be mean to me? Like–
Left, interrupting: Who being mean to you? Who?
Right: –People are always like people who say shit like “oh if you’re a creator and you make content you have to expect hate like you can’t get mad about it whatever” but like I’m sensitive y’all. You tell me my cakes look like shit yeah it’s gonna ruin my day
Left: Who said your cakes look like shit? Point ‘em out! Girl that cake look good!
Right: That being said all y’all leaving comments I hope you know that I can’t tell if your comment is mean or nice so either way thanks. Uh but anyway I don’t really have a story to talk about today because my life is pretty fucking boring, but I put gas into my car for the first time last week–
Left: Good job! Good job!
Right: That literally happened a week ago, uhm, and that’s the most exciting thing I have to talk about. But it was cool like, it was scary I kept thinking I was gonna get blown up by the gas or something and like–
Left: I’m so glad you didn’t
Right: –make it blow up or i dunno it was scary but like it was a fun experience I guess.
Left: Gorgeous. Gorgeous.
Right: Oh shit I’m out of time thanks for watching bye.
I am Silver Tongue, I am an artist. I have many characters and you can check out my art in the art tag. I occasionally practice witchcraft though I don't do anything too complicated. I am girl 2 and don't know what else to put here.
