prokopetz:

burnt-kloverfield:

prokopetz:

Concept: a mermaid who collects human artifacts, but, like, exclusively objects that humans have dramatically cast into the sea in moments of high emotion, catharsis, or personal revelation. Each item is carefully mounted above a little index card that outlines the circumstances of its hurling in terse, clinical prose.

How many outdated cellphones does she have from businessmen who realize that Family is more important?

Fewer than you’d think. For a variety of fascinating demographic and cultural reasons, importance-of-family cell phones are considerably more likely to be hurled into lakes than oceans. She’s co-authored a paper on the subject that’s due to be published next month.

chefpyro:

You can tell I’m getting old because I can’t remember the names of new Pokémon anymore. What the fuck is a Blacephalon

Isn’t that what most mystery meats are?

luxwing:

luxwing:

HAPPY BIRTHDAY MINECRAFT

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STEVE MINECRAFT BLEW OUT THE CANDLES AND SAID FUCK HOMOPHOBIA, TRANSPHOBIA AND BIPHOBIA

prospails:
“Someone mentioned the handmaid to me a while ago
”

prospails:

Someone mentioned the handmaid to me a while ago

cryptidw00rm:
“ a redraw of a fef from 2015!! comparison under the cut ;9
Keep reading
”

cryptidw00rm:

a redraw of a fef from 2015!! comparison under the cut ;9

Keep reading

chefpyro:

Viva Pinata isn’t on Steam and that’s a crime

BIG FUCKING MOOD GODDAMN IT CANT EVEN BE EMULATED EASILY

petite-pumpkin:
“The babies are running away!!
”

petite-pumpkin:

The babies are running away!!

thegangofpaddyspub:

meanbeansupreme:

The trash man is not fucking around.

This is the best IASIP content I’ve seen all day