Silver Tongue

fou-vs-the-world:

400 IQ plays

ask-genie:

herloveisneverwrong:

homo-sex-shoe-whale:

Fun fact: Samoyeds were bred largely as sled dogs, but they were also used as warming dogs, meaning they would lay on their owners to keep them warm in harsh cold climates.

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This means that if you hug a Samoyed, they are likely to just sit there and accept the snuggles.

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No, but you don’t understand how much they love cuddles.

I fostered a Samoyed. She would BREAK OUT OF HER KENNEL just to lay on me. Every. Single. Night. I couldn’t escape the love cloud. Every time I would lie in my bed, BOOM. Love cloud! Here for cuddles! We had to REINFORCE her kennel just so that she wouldn’t break out. See, this warming dog was trying to cuddle with me in 90+ F (32+ C) degree weather. It was inescapable.

Summary: A cloud tried to suffocate me in nearly 100-degree (38) weather because it was in her nature.

!!!!!!!

deathdaydreamm:

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ouroboros

systemshocker:

(elderly woman voice) back in my day.. there were no shitty hentai games for horny anime perverts on steam……… and we played team fortress 2….. i was a demoman main………… aauuhhhhhh *coughs and dies from secret diseases*

@chefpyro

frogbz:
“hell ya
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frogbz:

hell ya

komamocha:

mayo-advance:

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He… He rlly dont know the weight of his words…

Oh my freaking god

nightingem:

cosmicbrew:

cosmicbrew:

straight men in polygon’s comment sections when they see brian’s painted nails

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