nekurothings:

all those years investing feelings on these two…… finally paid off

chefpyro:

To whoever clipped this: I specifically requested the opposite of this

jabberwockypie:

mr-chatterboxs-column:

tawghasa:

dstroym:

You have to read this one - it keeps getting funnier and funnier as you continue through the story.

 - the photo in the link image, where he looks comically grumpy about being photographed, was the one he himself provided

 - “he was trying to liven up the boredom of self-isolation with the four powerful neodymium magnets”

 - ““I accidentally invented a necklace that buzzes continuously unless you move your hand close to your face,” he said.”

 - “Before attending the hospital, Reardon attempted to use pliers to pull them out, but they became magnetised by the magnets inside his nose.”

 - ““My partner took me to the hospital that she works in because she wanted all her colleagues to laugh at me.””

I lost it at “Denies further magnets”

theblackmanonthemoon:

ihatecispeople:

aneternalfangirl:

ihatecispeople:

american accented dinner guest: mm, oh my god. that was incredible

stereotypical swedish accented host 1:  oh, stop it, you’re too kind

guest: the mushrooms. de-licious

host 1: actually, we picked them ourselves.

guest: oh really?

host 1: yeah, yeah

american: where?

the music falls silent as do the people. a person chokes on their drink. everyone but the guest stare blankly into their food. 

guest: i’m sorry did I say something inappropriate?

host 1: oh no, it’s nothing, it’s nothing

host 2: don’t worry about it, yeah, don’t worry

guest: ah okay, thank god, yeah no i was just wondering where you picked the mushrooms

the party falls silent again

host 2: han var jävligt nyfiken, var han [somebody’s being fucking nosy]

guest: i don’t understand, what’s going on? have i said something inappropriate? i’m just wondering if you have a “spot” like where you pick your mushrooms, like your “mushroom spot”?

host 1, throws utensils down, raises voice and stands up: okay now you’re crossing the line, now you have- nu får du- i have to ask you to leave, please

ihatecispeople:

lmäöööö

guest: guys, i–

Why is it inappropriate?

good mushroom spots are so few and far between. if too many people know of it, someone else will get to it before you do! finding a good spot is kept as a secret within a family so that you can ensure you manage to get some tasty chantarelles during mushroom season :) ASKING for someone’s spots is a social faux pas because you’re asking them to give up their mushrooms for you. lots of people in sweden take mushroom season really seriously!!!

I did not know that

i cant believe its real life fae rules

cipheramnesia:

jonlybonlyfromboldlygo:

cipheramnesia:

callmebliss:

“when needed”

In these trying times…

in these uncertain times…

… why not make sure your final journey… is booked in advance?

rosexknight:

childhoodnostalgias:

ynnesidyad:

Holographic Lisa Frank Major Arcana Tarot Cards
💜💙💚💛🧡❤️🧡💛💚💙💜

soundc

When you go to a tarot reading and they pull these cards out you know they’re a cool kid.

hastyhand:

just wanted a really badass katara thats all

skully-bones:

ps2yakko:

i love that ppg and  gorillaz are in the same universe. imagine youre a powerpuff girl and you get tickets to see popular band gorillaz and you see a bitch you used to beat up on stage

okay but the alternative. imagine you’re at the popular band gorillaz concert and 3 six year olds show up and just fucking vaporize the bassist

pmseymourva:

At what point in an impression does a Waluigi impression become Papyrus

When the inflection goes from mischievous to endearing

godlyicarus:

genre:

It was just one ant!

A Bug’s Life (1998)