kaylapocalypse:

wunkolo:

I had a dream I was able to time travel and I went like 10,20,100,1000,2000 years into the future but the instant I went to 4,000 I got stuck in a time dilation jail set up by the American government in the year 3,877 in which anyone that tried to time travel back or forth across May 23, 3877 while on Earth would end up stuck in this time dilation chamber trap to stop time travelers but like it was so crazy and mismanaged because it was legit capturing like every single time traveler ever and the place had only been open for 12 minutes and was already getting overpopulated with nonstop multiple recursive instances of this one other guy trying to break previous versions of himself out of this god damn time traveler jail

that is fucking hysterical and absolutely sounds like something the American Government would set up. 

chefpyro:

chefpyro:

STOP CLIPPING MY YAWNS THERE’S ONE EVERY STREAM

FUCK

like a kitten

seventh-spheal:

beesmygod:

shinylesbianeevee:

exeggcute:

making sure my prized thoroughbred horse grows up healthy and strong by feeding him six cups of instant ramen every night

Your mudsdale looks like its dying

phoennixxsblog:

Ahaha this crossover is so good😂😂😂💫

Credits- omy-chan01

cssandra-cain:

LMAO

sneeps:

pyronoid-d:

chefpyro:

chefpyro:

i’m probably never gonna beat dark souls. i’ll be 80 years old, still stuck on the fucking bell gargoyle. i’m just bad at videogames. i’ve accepted that at this point

hey, past me

get that weak shit outta here

if this isnt inspiring i dont know what is

I present to you, the best review of Dark Souls

demilypyro:

demilypyro:

She can breathe fire, float a little and grow big scary claws.

canon

remember when PM making a speech about how the mail is the cornerstone of civilization? i feel that now more than ever

lindleland:

i had to make another one of these. can’t find the original thread and only have the screenshots but i’ll edit it in if someone send me the link