twofacedbitchesneverlie:

poetry-protest-pornography:

It’s a trash baby night on the town!

I love them!

*@cobrilee look!

jillchips:

I thought of this as soon as I saw that post

grimauxiliatrixofficial:

lotad:

op: *knock knock*

them:

:V

:V :V :V :V :V

carrionkid:

carrionkid:

I’ll caption this tiktok tomorrow but holy shit this has me in tears

“let’s see, carry out only, no dine in, okay, face masks required in restaurant, I got all that, no problem” *opens door* *laughs*

“y'all I’m scare- *laughs* "I’m scared”

“oh my GOD”

“um?”

*the person behind the counter shrieks* *the person filming starts laughing*

“would you– okay, alright, uhhh”

*the person behind the counter continues to scream* *the person filming keeps laughing hysterically*

xxtc-96xx:

oh he had more XD

also some folks were a little worried that Newtwo was acting a bit cold to him, it’s just how mewtwos act, they aren’t the most affectionate pokemon but she loves him still 

poplitealqueen:

thegirlinthebyakko:

jelloapocalypse:

noahlathotep:

zhujieqiong:

if you haven’t seen the brotherhood bloopers yet ur missing out

I kind of love the idea of Al being super sweet and innocent, but with the WORST potty mouth.

“I think we should try to bring mom back” is the funniest outtake of all time.

“Now will you please put on a fucking shirt”

Every single one of Scar’s deliveries is *phenomenal*.

eyezehuhh:

hillshollow:

eyezehuhh:

Sure Batman has fought Predator and the Xenomorph, but has he ever fought the wage gap in Gotham?

Actually yes…

This reads like shrek trying to unionize the fairy godmothers factory

lady-wildflower:

n4r3n:

programmerhumour:

Made that feature you requested boss

We have done dat in Hungary too

2008: The Welsh reads:  “I am not in the office at the moment. Send any work to be translated.”