lostsometime:

penfairy:

mentallybrokengay:

penfairy:

Can I be honest, I think if we went back in time and told that “MYRRH-DER” “*gasp* Judas! No!” joke to a group of medieval peasants they would completely and utterly lose their shit. They would be grabbing each other and crying with laughter. idk I just love the thought of a joke created through a modern, 21st century medium being accessible and enjoyable for devout practising Catholics hundreds of years ago

You’d be burned as a heretic, but sure, imagine they’d laugh.

No, you really wouldn’t.

When I wrote this post I specifically had in mind the liturgical plays enjoyed by medieval folks, especially from the 14th century onwards. These plays were once performed at liturgies, in Latin, under the direction of the priest or bishop, but later became plays that were enjoyed on the village green, recited in English, and performed and produced by players. Gradually, more and more comedic and farcical elements crept into the plays, because that’s what audiences loved and demanded.

They would tell the lives of saints and Bible stories such as the Fall of Man, Noah’s Ark and the Nativity. Because plays were enjoyed at carnivals and because religious spirit and merrymaking aren’t incompatible, certain characters became humorous and stereotyped. For example, Noah’s wife was a shrew who would smack her husband to get him into the ark, Herod was a ludicrous, blustering tyrant and poor old Joseph was particularly derided and used as comic relief, especially in the Nativity plays. Apparently, being cuckolded by God was not the way to appeal to a medieval man, though he would gain respect after the Reformation.

In the context that medieval peasants watched and loved ribald and slightly irreverent liturgical plays, something that would later evolve into the English stage as we know it in Shakespeare, it is entirely accurate and harmless to think that during a Nativity play the last wise man might say “I bring thee myrr…” and after Jospeh has thanked him, he would unmask to reveal his red hair (sorry guys Judas was ginger) and exclaim “MYRR-DRE!” causing Joseph to gasp and cry “JUDAS!! NAY!!” and probably trip over himself falling backwards, to the unparalleled surprise and delight of the devout medieval peasants who, guess what, still have a damn sense of humour.

i read some medieval mystery plays this semester. there’s one where mary, having pregnancy cravings, is like “oh, husband, won’t you go get me some cherries from that tree there?”

and joseph basically says “eh, that tree is really tall and I don’t want to. how about you ask the guy that got you knocked up to get you the cherries?”

and the tree ~miraculously bends down~~ so she can eat them

and joseph is like “well shit”

wolf-of-wall-st:

itszombiebear:

thepoorinspirit-extras:

womaninpearls:

As I get older I’m finding that a lot of the “intellectuals” I used to admire are actually just condescending and pretentious. And also realizing how much more important it is to be present, considerate, and empathetic because nobody really knows what they’re talking about and anyone who claims to know everything about anything is feeding you bs.

“When I was young, I admired clever people. Now that I am old, I admire kind people.”

- Rabbi Abraham Joshua Heschel

I am also realizing that actual intellectuals make their subjects easy to understand, and faux intelectuals will attempt to baffle.

“If you can’t explain it to a six year old, you don’t understand it yourself.”

- Albert Einstein

planeswalker-princess:

ferrisvren88:

neilnevins:

What I love about Thor Ragnarok is that before Taika became attached to it and had a gigantic impact on the tone and style it was most likely going to be another by the numbers Thor sequel considering this

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Was originally this

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And I remember watching Dark World in theaters kind of rolling my eyes at the revelation after the credits that Loki took over disguised as Odin because there would probably be this overly complex and dark plot about what he did to Odin and his new dictatorship of Asgard but four years later there’s this goofy ass film that wraps up what was meant to be a HUGE reveal with “oh yeah I just dumped the King of Asgard in some retirement home on Earth” and he puts on plays with dialogue of “I’m a trickster!” Ragnarok was just such a godsend and I wanna see it for a fourth time already

Tag yourself, are you synth pop Thor or metal Thor

ferris everyone here is synth pop thor bc thats the gay one

d0cpr0fess0r:

dandybound:

faeriefountain:

megajet:

robstars:

Teen Titans/ Teen Titans Go! parallels  | Robstar closing the door.

Nailed it.

can we just discuss how the colorists forgot to color starfire’s top purple in the second gif

So that means starfire stood infront of robins door with her tits out and robin was like “hmm i got to do this thing first” and closes the door on her

Truly he is Batman’s disciple.

nasturbate:

“nice blog”

thank you im really good at clicking reblog

rosswoodpark:
“ j9:
“ surfmanstevens420:
“ j9:
“ I’m glad Jack Links recognizes non-binary genders
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the signs arent even right
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holy fuck
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I can’t believe beef jerky single handedly destroyed gender
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rosswoodpark:

j9:

surfmanstevens420:

j9:

I’m glad Jack Links recognizes non-binary genders

the signs arent even right

holy fuck

I can’t believe beef jerky single handedly destroyed gender

johnny-and-dora:

question time: what is the one scene from a film or tv show that you could genuinely write a 2000 word essay analysing/ just generally expressing your appreciation for?

“Taakos good right here” during the final episode of balance

showerthoughtsofficial:

The date today is like a math problem 5+14=19

banishedquasiroyal:
“for hc week on twitter

banishedquasiroyal:

for hc week on twitter <3