Silver Tongue

samsketchbook:

I MET THE WORLDS SHARP EDGES BREAD-SOFT, EXPECTING TO BE TORN FOR THE GREATER GOOD, BUT INSTEAD THE MEANNESS AND HARDNESS BECAME GENTLE UPON MEETING MY SURFACE. I STILL HURT, BUT I DID NOT DIE OR KILL OR DIE OR KILL OR DIE.

(THEIR NAME IS LITTLE SOFTNESS)

So... i just got a post blow up because I said I wanted trans masc rep and the terfs found it. Do you have any advice for dealing with a) tons of notes b) being sexually harassed by terfs?

roach-works:

can’t help you with the notes thing, but with the terfs, i suggest blocking all of them immediately instead of responding. if you do want to respond, don’t respond to them directly. keep a list of their names, maybe screencap their comments, and then publish a recommended blocklist in a month, when the current fuss has died down and they’re not expecting it.

the thing is: terfs are sadistic. they wouldn’t be doing all this if they didn’t enjoy hurting people. their whole motive and method is that they feel better by making other people feel worse–they get off on the self-righteous rush of punishing social transgressors–so they are hurting you with deliberate intention to feed on your pain. 

starve ‘em all out and block, block, block. 

jokin-around:

Headcannon that batman is actually really funny but every time he thinks of a joke it reminds him of joker and he just makes himself angry

Batman has a really good sense of humor. Joker just isn’t funny

jenny-jinya:


TW: animal death

This topic was requested soooo many times, but this one broke me. As a dog owner, this was terrible to draw (and took me way too long) .__.

squirtle-squads:

deweyart:

deweyart:

is there a name for that trope of male whore characters who wear those tight black sleeveless turtlenecks

image

idk who half these bitches even are but they are the only sexy men

image

aerialsquid:

shutupmerlin:

A series of events:

1. I put in an Annual Leave request form almost 3 weeks ago and my boss has not approved it yet

2. I went into my office today and replaced every single writing utensil with crayons in preparation for April Fools Day on Monday

3. Whilst searching for pens to remove, I found my unsigned Annual Leave form in my boss’s drawer

4. I placed my unsigned Annual Leave form in a photo frame and put in on his desk

5. The frame I used was from a photo of his kids that I deemed less important than my Leave form

6. My boss sometimes goes into the office on Saturdays to work

7.

image

I appreciate the context of 1-6 or else 7 might have had some very concerning implications.

perpetually-pursued-by-a-bear:

nothing-more-than-hot-leaf-juice:

image
image
image
image
image
image
image
image

I cannot decided what the funniest part of this scene is. The fact that Sokka’s plans up until this point have been grounded in reality and then he just starts off with ‘we dress Momo as a ghost’. How Momo is just letting Sokka use him as a part of his presentation and then perches on top of Sokka’s head like a cozy little hat. The fact that there’s basically no reason for Momo to distract the guards if they’re just going to use force anyway. Aang just avidly listening to this plan for a solid thirty seconds. Sokka still holding onto the validity of this plan when in literally any other situation he’d favor the rational plan that draws the least attention. This whole interaction being the clearest example of ‘Sokka and Aang are reasonably intelligent on their own but put together they share one (1) brain cell’. Maybe it’s the part where there’s a good chance that Aang could just walk up and do some airbending and they’d let him in just on the basis of him being the Avatar like, guys, there’s really no need for you to sneak in as bus boys you could just use your celebrity status. 

We appreciate ATLA’s comedy so much, but this scene is constantly slept on and I cannot fathom why. This is where ATLA’s comedy peaked and you can’t change my mind. 

image

Sokka explaining his plan

duskittycat:

b-atiful:

b-atiful:

Literally where would be as a society without the soup store video

ive never met anyone under 25 who hasnt seen it.

It’s literally an impossibly good video. The fucking performance and sheer ANGER and building frustration from both party’s, the absurdity, the slow ramping ridiculousness, the way the diologue flows off itself at a breakneck speed, the phrase “I’m at soup” the pure fucking rage off both parties, the sheer almost unbelievable idiocy from the guy who’s ‘at soup,’ the way it ends so ubruptly without losing any momentum. Its insane. I’ve watched it 150 times in like 2 years its never not funny.

here’s the video since op didn’t link it