Silver Tongue

chaotic-archaeologist:

official-lucifers-child:

choasallover:

what-even-is-thiss:

itscoldinwonderland:

what-even-is-thiss:

ayyya:

what-even-is-thiss:

what-even-is-thiss:

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I can tell that my professor doesn’t have ADHD.

I just told my dad and brother about this and my dad said “But you do control your own motivation?” and my brother recoiled in horror so you can probably guess which one of them has ADHD

Motivation is a rare and passing favour granted by the stars. An elusive wind that comes and goes in its own time


Who…who controls their own motivation??

Neurotypicals, allegedly.

Wait.. people can control their motivation???

Allegedly.

Wack.

@ neurotypicals: IS THIS TRUE???????? CAN YOU JUST LIKE…. TURN IT ON AND OFF?????????????????

This is wack.

someone: you can control your own motivation

my ADHD ass: 

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archanonhiru:

rivalseren:

seaalgae:

normal brain: playing pokemon B/W as a nuzlocke or efficient playthrough proves N right because you turned your pokemon into tools for your own personal gain

galaxy brain: playing pokemon X/Y without using mega evolution proves Lysandre right, because you are presented with a scarcity scenario with the mega ring and you use your strength to selfishly decide that nobody should have or use one

universe brain: Resetting pokemon D/P/Pt proves Cyrus right because you have full control over the game’s universe and can freely remake it in your image on a whim.

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Nothing proves Archie and Maxie right because they are morons.

i mean, the water cycle proves archie wrong so theres that

copywriteddad:

funny set of events from yesterday is people finding out the pogchamp guy is a qanon covid truther and going to try and purge anything “pog” related from their lexicon, only to double down on “pogging” because it turns out the pogchamp guy really hates that his only legacy is “the pogchamp guy”

systemshocker:

mediumsizedboy:

systemshocker:

“you wanna know how i this insane?”

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the joker

are you serious?

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tammycat:
“ softdog:
“ tammycat:
“put the demoman wherever you please
” ”
this is fucked up
”

tammycat:

softdog:

tammycat:

put the demoman wherever you please

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this is fucked up

eggsaladstain:

i really cannot stress enough how much i love the contestants on worst cooks

uberguber89:

amaraaaaaaaaaaa:

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I hate how true this is

Packige

So....... what kind of berries do baby mewtwos eat?

xxtc-96xx:

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so far, he seems to like the healthier “blander” berries. Also has that infamous mew appetite 

injuries-in-dust:
“ SOURCE: BBC NEWS
Giant eggs in dug up in Antarctica, glowing holes in the ocean, murder wasps, police states, plague, wildfires, stock market crash, locusts, volcanos, earthquakes…
Can we just have one week where 2020 is not the...

injuries-in-dust:

SOURCE: BBC NEWS

Giant eggs in dug up in Antarctica, glowing holes in the ocean, murder wasps, police states, plague, wildfires, stock market crash, locusts, volcanos, earthquakes…

Can we just have one week where 2020 is not the set up to the rest of the horror movie?

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greeds:

leeryeels:

fun game

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