Silver Tongue

such-justice-wow:

kontextmaschine:

Chickens were traditionally machines to convert agrarian debris (bugs, seeds) into protein-rich eggs. Their current battery-farming use turning corn feed into breast, thigh, and wing meat is relatively novel.

Pigs are traditionally a way to convert farm waste and forest forage (grubs, mushrooms, nuts) into fat and protein, with pigs hardy enough to stand up to the forest’s threats

Cows turn grassland forage into protein-rich milk, meat, and leather. Cows are sturdy enough to be turned loose to live freely outside of direct supervision for long periods in secured territory and then rounded up, so can be raised with little labor on large amounts of poor land. Can move long distances under own power, can be raised in remote areas and sold fresh in high-demand population centers. Dairy herds, by contrast, were kept right outside population centers. Quick-spoiling milk can be processed into cooking lipid butter and stable, transportable, marketable protein source cheese. Can be used as traction-generating and load-bearing beasts.

Sheep are similar to cows at smaller scale and requiring closer attention, process grassland into mutton, milk, and wool, once most important textile in world before cotton.

Horses convert grassland to service as traction-generating and load-bearing beasts. Intelligently trainable, nimblest animals practical to tide.

Donkeys convert grassland to service as traction-generating and load-bearing beasts. Size and output/consumption ratio makes more practical than horses for many applications, but intensely annoying.

Mules - we bred a donkey with a horse to make it less annoying.

Deer, Antelopes, Turkeys, Ducks, Pheasants, etc. - game animals. Sustain their own life cycle from undeveloped land, are hunted in regulated fashion to sustain stock.

Bees - plant-fertilizing function radically increases productivity of fields, yields rich, high-sugar, indefinitely stable honey

Doves - we used to fuckin’ farm doves, we’d have big-ass birdhouses out in the fields. Not sure what that was about.

Ostriches - one of those 80s things, a tax dodgee that sounded cool on cocaine

This is cool but it’s written like patch notes

amoisthobo:

breezydreamydreamer:

everythingfox:

Owner asks dogs to hide because customer is scared of dogs

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Translation

[Three dogs are sleeping on a welcome mat of a shop of some kind. A cat is nestled in between them.]

Owner: Customers are coming. They’re scared of dogs. Hurry up. Customers are coming.

[Dogs slowly get up and walk off to the back in single file. Cat remains on the front step. Just before the last dog enters the back room, the owner calls out again.]

Owner: Teng (Dog’s name), go get Xiao Bao (Cat’s name) too. Go fetch Xiao Bao

[Dog turns back to the entrance and gently drags the clearly reluctant cat back inside. The owner speaks softly as the dog approaches the camera]

Owner (softly): All right, put (the cat) down.

[The owner gives what looks like dried jerky to the dog]

Owner: Let Xiao Bao eat some. Let Xiao Bao eat some.

[The dog takes the jerky and lowers his head so that the cat can nibble on the other end]

This is literally the best video I’ve seen in my entire life

fandoms-taking-over-my-life:

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THE TAGS

tma-and-wtnv-trash:

Jet: He’s a firebender!

The Patrons to the Tea Shop internally: You fucking stupid, sir? I think you might be stupid.

thespiritofeon:

yo…. when jet breaks in the tea shop and accuses zuko and iroh of beinh firebenders….

do you think any of the patrons looked at zukos scarred face - obviously done by a firebender - and immediately think jet was an asshole? like

jet: hes a firebender!!!!

patrons, thinking about the backstory they concocted for zuko and iroh where their home was invaded by firebenders and they barely survived with their lifes so they could come and have a peaceful life selling tea in a city the war doesnt touch:

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unculture:
“ dont-trust-bugs:
“ probablyasocialecologist:
“ newtonpermetersquare:
“why have i been disgraced
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Around 50-85% of the oxygen in Earth’s atmosphere comes from phytoplankton
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phytoplankton appreciation post 💚
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theyre not used to being...

unculture:

dont-trust-bugs:

probablyasocialecologist:

newtonpermetersquare:

why have i been disgraced

Around 50-85% of the oxygen in Earth’s atmosphere comes from phytoplankton

phytoplankton appreciation post 💚

theyre not used to being noticed…..

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particlemilk:

asianartiste:

dlubes:

bananashemmo:

thebestoftumbling:

grizzly bear having a swim

I’ve been laughing for ten minutes straight

Bears are so weird I always forget they exist. They’re like dog humans

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bears are MASSIVE raccoons thanks for coming to my ted talk

Huetwo cry like that one really overly dramatic kitten? (It's on youtube but tumblr does not allow links in asks)

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Oh my god?!?

god that looks so much better than the shamylan film

paradiseismade:
“ euryalus:
“ personalgremlin:
“this makes me want to cry
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This is true, they painted everywhere, and most of the example of outdoors rock art is found in other continents aside from Europe. Some examples:
The Zuojiang Huashan Rock...

paradiseismade:

euryalus:

personalgremlin:

this makes me want to cry

This is true, they painted everywhere, and most of the example of outdoors rock art is found in other continents aside from Europe. Some examples:


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The Zuojiang Huashan Rock Art Cultural Landscape, in Guangxi, southern China.


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The Helan Kou Valley carvings, north of China.


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Kakadu National Park, Australia.


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Saimaluu Tash, Kyrgyzstan.


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Gobustan, Azerbaijan.


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Horseshoe Canyon (Utah)

The quote is from “What the caves are trying to tell us” by Sam Kriss. It’s a gorgeously written article and I highly recommend reading it.

transmechanicus:

aqours:

any fantasy world where you can’t use magic for HRT and transitioning is dumb

Any alchemist that can’t make Potion of Trans Your Gender is a HACK and an INCOMPETENT!

derpyslurpy-da-derp-master:

juneelite:

Why y’all let me learn this 😂😂

FOR THE LOVE OF ALL THAT IS HOLY TURN THE AUDIO ON