Silver Tongue
thepaperlibrarian:
“ caitercates:
“ Annabelle started trending for “escaping” and I couldn’t… I couldn’t stop myself…
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thepaperlibrarian:

caitercates:

Annabelle started trending for “escaping” and I couldn’t… I couldn’t stop myself…

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inkskinned:

I have been thinking of the ways we tell people things. My father’s hands shake, but he holds the phone up so I can watch the video from six feet away. My mother emails me the recipe of her beef stroganoff at 6 in the morning with the comment - woke up and didn’t want to forget to do this! On the highway, we sing so loudly my voice grows hoarse; on the beach I sneak nice rocks into people’s hands so they have something to hold, on the floor we all sit quietly in the same agreeable silence. We are all saying the same thing.

My friends say “Oh you know, keeping busy.” This means they are having a hard time but making themselves survive it. I ask them to help me walk me dog; this is me telling them it’s okay sometimes to just be present and talk about young adult fiction. When I cancel again because I can’t get out of bed, she tells me she’s on her way with cookies.

I point out the sunset. She shares her fork before I ask for it. He calls me at 1 AM just because I’m on the road alone, we talk about stupid shit. She waits for me to get indoors safely before driving away. He says - nah, forget it, I’m happy to do it for free.

People are saying it, you know? They say it often and loudly. Sometimes, you know - you just have to be listening.

thanatopsick:

jackscarab:

commander-ledi:

i always hated talking with miranda literally only bcs the camera angles were constantly like

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OP isn’t even exaggerating.

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How do you constantly place an ass as the major focus and not even make it good

mysharona1987:

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“just know you took a good man and talent down” i have yet to see evidence he is either of those things

aaays-and-bees:

lolt64:

sisyphusshrugged:

good morning kings let’s push this boulder

bad news about the boulder everyone

Good morning kings let’s push this boulder

cockyroaches:

impatentpending:

prontaentrega:

Whys a dead wife so common as a backstory for male heroes when divorce exists and its 10000% funnier

my wife divorced me for a villain >>> a villain killed my wife

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Both of these tropes together make the funniest family dynamics tbh

pot twist; the hero is actually a huge asshole and the villain respects the wife