Silver Tongue

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Toph: :D!! :D :D :D :D

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“My first girlfriend turned into the moon.”

“That’s rough buddy.”

THATS AN ACTUAL QUOTE? I THOUGHT EVERYONE WAS JUST MEMEING BECAUSE IT FUNNIE HAHA AND IT FITS W

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“Your uncle has really gotten to you, hasn’t he?”

“Yes, he has.”

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“Unfortunately, my success did not last, Aang.”

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“Seriously? It looks like the beach threw up all over it.”

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OH IROH’S FUCJIBG

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The earth kingdom city of

Oh no

Oh no

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Steampunk shit???? Steampunk shit????

Steampunk shit????

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We gotta go see

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“Relax Sokka, where we’re going you won’t need any pants!”

Aang what does that mean

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Well I never had the chance to watch Avatar the Last Airbender ever…. which sucks, but.. now it’s on the net flix so guess what ya boi’s doing !!!!!!

Man I dunno why Katara thinks Sokka’s so paranoid. If I saw a caillou lookin ass bitch come out of an iceberg with a six legged whateverthehell i would be suspicious and freak out too. Also Zuko please chill down

Caillou arrow boy why are you so nonchalant about being frozen for 100 years

What does that mean

Will you leAVE THAT POOR MAN’S CABBAGES ALONE

In the fire nation

Those damn heterosexuals

Steampunk shit????

I hate this whole Face Stealing shit. I’m going to die just don’t hurt my Boy

Thanks I hate it! I never want to see that millipede fuckass ever again

Oh she’s the fucking moon now

Do Not TOUCh my boys I’ll fucking cut you pPrincess Firebitch

No don’t float your hair down the river someone is going to Find It and then Find You and it will be Bad and I will cry

sECRET TUNNELLLLL

What if we kissed… in the labyrinth under a mountain… just kidding… unless…?😳

Oh shitfire

I think the only reason I was Going Apeshit over the avatar day ep is because I’d seen a lot of it with my friend once?? Even still, jesus fuckin christ 😂

The best reunion in cinematic history: Sokka and his boomerang

!!!! A GREMLIN

Sokka getting high off cactus water is something I’m less surprised about than I’d like to be. Also I wonder if those sandbender guys ever deal it out to people. Imagine. Cactus water cartels

Hm I think he’s just afraid of this one turning into the moon too-

Katara just made a direct callout post about me this isn’t allowed. Ma’am that isn’t allowed. She basically dished out rhetoric I give to other people all the time. I’m not the therapist friend per se but I am like… the shoulder-to-lean-on friend a lot of the time so hearing “..But now you’re not letting yourself feel anything. I know sometimes it hurts more to hope. And it hurts more to care. But you have to promise me that you won’t stop caring” hit me way harder than I thought it would now that it’s coming back at me, and now I Am crying. I Am

KATARA MOSES

nvm some rayquaza lookin-ass is about to merc them 😔👊

Listen I’m. Already having a shitty night. This leaves from the vine shit Did Not Help

arjssjjrjsjwjd epic rap haiku battles of history

I command this episode to stop murdering me

This Dai Li shit is freaking me the fuck out

Seeing the caption “[Dai Li screaming]” on the screen is very satisfying

Can these children never catch a fucking break

What the fuck is going on

Oh my god I’m dying!!!!!!! I love Sokka so much hes precious and a gift to this world the way he did that clappy thing and went :0 “Shopping!!!!!” GOD I fuxking. Love this boy. Forever

Sokka’s smile gives me MUCH serotonin

MakjskajjwnebeSISIWKS HESS FUCJJIB HE S FUCKINGN RIPPED NOW YOOOO

…..me @ me

This forehead eye dude is fucking wack. What the hell and fuck

Of course it didn’t!!!!! It’s a motherfucking volcano!!!!!! What!! Did you think!!!! Was going!!! To happen!!!!!

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Sparkysparky boom man!

S Sweatbending

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bAbY yoUr’E mY drEaM giRL

I’m starting to think that Aang’s not just sleep deprived, he’s also high off his ass

Yo those tanks that are bendy???? They crawl??? Like the Insects???? Excuse???? 💜?????

:D!!!!

My my. Combustion Man seems to have combustioned himself

Two bros chillin in a war balloon five feet apart cause they’re not gay

This is the goddamn “Dash calls Danny a twink” situation ALL OVER AGAIN

Every time Sokka or Zuko smile or laugh, I go back a few seconds so I can see or hear it again

We can have one (1) time-wasting nonsense. As a Treat

This play is killing me I’m gong to die of secondhand embarrassment like actua- toPH OH MY FUCKING GOD

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Okay so does the island like… call upon people who are ‘lost’ in a few ways and make it so they are trapped there without knowing how until they find themself or some shit? It’s oddly specific speculation but like. I like the idea of an island that just fucking forces you to go to therapy

graMP GRAMP

I have NEVER cried over a reunion in a show or book or movie before now. Ever. Atla is breaking all kinds of records for me and I am having Emotions,

You know what? in a way I was right about it being therapy island

I got to see the absolutely stunning visuals and sweet conclusive scene of the end of this show… while shirtless in a dark pantry at 1am

Feel like I just speedran the whole series, op, thank you.

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I feel like the reason certain dog-lovers insist cats are evil is because they read their body language as if they were dogs. So here’s a very basic guide to common “mean” things cats do that actually aren’t mean at all if you know what they’re thinking.

Rolling and exposing belly- attacks you when touched
Does not mean: Give belly rubs! - haha I tricked you! 
Actually means: I’m playful! If you reach for my belly I’ll grab your arm and bite it because I think we’re playfighting! 

Lazily exposing belly - still attacks when touched
Does not mean: tricked you again!
Actually means: I’m showing you my belly because I trust you. Please don’t break that trust by invading my personal space. I might accept a belly rub if I’m not ticklish and I know you well.

Snapping at you while being pet
Does not mean: I suddenly decided I dislike you!
Actually means: You’re petting me in a way that gives me too much restless energy. Please focus on petting my head and shoulders instead of stroking the full length of my back next time.

Is in the same room but makes no attempt to interact
Does not mean:  I’m ignoring you
Actually means: We’re hanging out! I’m being respectful by giving you space while still enjoying your company.

Slapping/scratching your hand when you try to pet them
Does not mean: I hate you!
Actually means: You’ve failed to establish that we’re not playing, or the way you’re approaching me scares me. Be calmer, speak more gently, make eye-contact and blink slowly at me before you try again.

I love this post omg, thank you so much. As a lifelong cat person, dogs perplex me because they’re so completely different behaviourally.

I love dogs too but, I’ve been trying to tell people, you canNOT treat cats like you treat dogs. They arent the same animals and have very different personalities

P.s.: people often pet cats way too hard. Dogs like a firm pet or a pat on the belly, cats dont have the same bone structure and are more flexible than dogs so what you’re doing probably hurts them

Sitting and staring
Does not mean: I am challenging you/plotting your demise/just generally evil and creepy.
Actually means: I am a desert-adapted species, so my natural tears are very thick and keep my eyes moist for a nice long time. I do find people interesting and enjoy watching them.  I just don’t need to blink very often!

Staring and blinking slowly
Does not mean: I’m smug and think I am smarter than you.
Actually means: I like you! But I don’t need to get up in your face to show it.  I can just sit over here and blow kisses at you to show you I am glad you are around!

It’s very frustrating for me when people expect cats to act like dogs, or act like they’re deceitful.  They aren’t!  They just AREN’T DOGS.

Pour les chats 🐈💞

Get ready for “more reasons why I fucking love cats”

  • Yes, the legends are true. Cats headbutt you to show their trust and affection. They also do it to show “hey look I see you as family.” Lions do it with members of their pride to say the same. It’s not just because they want food.
  • Cats nibbling is indeed literally cats grooming you. It’s what mom cats do to their kittens. If a cat is gently biting and/or licking you, they’re now your mom.
  • Meowing can simply be for the mere fact they want to say hello, want to play or be pet. Again, not just for food.
  • They barely meow at other cats (except for kittens, they meow at mom cat), mostly just humans. There are exceptions but overall, meowing is almost always for us.
  • Cats squinting/slow blinking is indeed basically the equivalent of us smiling and/or kissing.
  • Cats, like humans, prefer to get things without having to work for it- which isn’t very common within other animals.
  • Cat massages or making biscuits is because they happy! Kneading is another way of saying “hey I like this moment here I enjoy you and my life.”
  • Cats recognize us by smell, sound, taste, and touch. They recognize us after years as their long term memory is extremely good. This is why abused or neglected cats are so easily scared or hard to connect with. If your scent changes over the years or just in the day, your voice will them it’s really you. Also, they will only remember you if you had impact on their life. If you just existed in the same house, they obviously won’t care.
  • And yes, they know our patterns in the day. You notice it when it’s beneficial to them (feeding time!). They will often wait for you to come home as well.
  • To remember: cats think we are interesting as hell. They watch us do everything because we’re fascinating!!!
  • They also want you to be around when eating because they feel vulnerable. They focus on eating so they hope you protect them. They do the same for you, all the time.

CATS 😍😍😍😍

when a cat turns their back on you, they’re not snubbing you. they’re trusting you to watch their back.

notice how when you’re unfamiliar but nonthreatening, they might loaf facing you and sorta halfway watch you. you’re not fully trusted, but you’re ok by them.

when you’re familiar and liked, they’ll often sit near you facing the same way. imitation of poses is a weird little way cats show solidarity. they do it to each other too. check out these bff’s:

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they are doing this on purpose. it’s a buddy thing. so if you’re watching tv and a cat sits next to you and pretends to watch tv too, they are basically calling you bro and declaring friendship.

and if they really love and trust you, they’ll turn their back on you and go to sleep. they’ll sleep facing a wall in your presence, or lounge where they can’t see the room. this isn’t a snub, folks, this is true kitty love. they’re saying, “i feel safe when you’re around. i know nothing’s going to sneak up on me, because you’re here. i feel so safe i can stick my head under a pillow and snore with my butt pointed at you.”

farts aren’t an expression of love, though, as far as i know. they’re just farts.

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If you’re on hormones, your cat(s) will recognize you! Even if your scent and voice change, they recognize you and won’t suddenly hate you because you’re taking hormones! Might sounds silly, but it was a fear of mine and some cat owners who on HRT feared the same so, have the answer! They still love you no matter what!

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Untitled Goose (x2)

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APPARENTLY MY MOMS BOYFRIEND HAD JURY DUTY WITH JOHN MULANEY AND WAS SITTING NEXT TO HIM

imagine going to the jury and seeing him like i wouldn’t be able to keep it together emotionally i’d just be disqualified the plaintiff would be like “he stole my assets” and i’d be like I Have Fired The Criminal Catcher

John Mulaney Gives You The Death Sentence (ASMR)

Imagine being on trial and you look over at the jury and John Mulaney is just sitting there. How do you handle that, psychologically. How do you not conclude your life has turned into a piece of absurdist theatre

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I’m obsessed with this video

2020 is saved this the funniest shit I ever seen

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Hogwarts letter finally arrived 

(via)

you didnt even give a tip?

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This is something out of anime.

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Anime is real.

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Let me tell you something. Sex is not fun. Sex is wrong. Immoral. Terrible. So stop having sex with your husbands. I will shoulder the burden of sin. I will fuck your husbands on your behalf.

Thank you sasuke

its him. the sfw sasuke. He has sex so that we dont have to

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thinking abt that episode of TOS where Sulu finds a gun on the ground and is like “sweet” and just takes it

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what’s better is that this planet was supposed to manifest your greatest fantasy and while everyone else was imagining sex and power Sulu is just like 

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george takei is such a treasure