all stories have an inherently biased perspective because theyre all written by writers. this precludes an understanding of aspects of life experienced by people who arent writers such as ballin, fitting in at parties, having abs
but wait didn’t ernest hemingway have abs and fit in at parties?
yeah thats why he barely used any words
Do you think people in the afterlife get notifications when someone mentions them in a post?
I hope so, Diogenes must be fucking losing it.
You do not want there to be a gay gene, and if there is one you do not want people to discover it. Please learn from disability activists.
i love vampires because they truly are just the “anything goes” monster. you can do pretty much anything you want with vampires as long as they drink blood pretty much
like, say if you want your vampires to be deathly allergic to garlic, so much that it severely weakens them via smell alone? yeah that works. you want your vampires to only get a small allergic reaction to garlic or no negative reaction at all? that works too. you want your vampire to turn into a bat? a wolf? a goddamn bear if you really want to? whatever you want. do you want the vampire to drink blood but in a sexy-poetic-sad-painting esque type of way? or do you want this vampire to drink blood and look scary like their in a horror movie while doing it, and be completely violent and fucked up looking? can they drink animal blood? only human blood? can they have the option to not have blood at all and drink milk instead? who cares! do what you want! you want your vampire to completely burn and die to any sort of sunlight at all? go ahead! it adds more stakes to the story in the right context. oh nevermind, you want your vampire to just get a bad sunburn? sure! you want a serious vampire story with a shitload of angst and drama? of course! go full on R rated! you want something fun and absolutely silly like hotel transylvania? who cares! just have fun with it!!! vampires are the litteral do whatever the hell you want monster!!
they dont even have to drink blood. they could just drink the colour red like in adventure time. or they can consume someones breath of life. they could literally eat anything
Me: “Here are some free masks if you didn’t bring your own.”
Father: “We can’t, we have medical issues.”
Son: “What? No we don’t.”
Hey so fun fact, the ADA does not protect your right to go inside a business/building without a mask during a pandemic. If you’re disabled and unable to wear a mask, the business or organization must do their best to provide an equivalent service - say curbside pickup of groceries or a food order, or providing the same information on paper for a nature center. They do not have to let you inside.
As a disabled person who educates on the ADA, this abuse of disability law by abled people who clearly don’t give a flying fuck about disabled people and our civil rights infuriates me. If your center requires a mask and they won’t (or can’t) wear one, kick them out.
Unmute !
The noise I made when this started on the beats made 3 of the students in my class say “bless you!” and one (the closest) ask if I was okay.




