angry-anarcho-punk:

Ah yes. The good old ‘reverse uno card’.

the-malevolent-platypus:

virtuissimo:

please god!!! please!!! watch phineas and ferb!!! the last two seasons are a shitpost!!! pl ease!!!

can someone explain the 2 sets of keys joke i feel like im missing something?

buggachat:

this joke has probably been done before, but I’m on a kim possible kick and I had to draw it

16mach:

The Painted Lady

kimabutch:

I’m sorry, I can’t come into work today. I didn’t get a long rest and god gave me a point of exhaustion. All my skill checks are at disadvantage.

throwthewindowwide:

queenrinacat:

liberscaryrynn:

iplemons:

jolly-ob-saint-nixilis:

pinkcheesegreenghost:

kick-neckbeard-ass:

scribble-wizard:

dollsahoy:

pinkcheesegreenghost:

dynastylnoire:

crime-she-typed:

the-real-eye-to-see:

We know she’s just mad cause they have more melanin than she’s used to seeing

Lol I used to work at target and know for a fact that that’s literally one aisle sandwiched between several containing several an array of bland white dolls why would you fake a struggle like this?? It’s so flawed 😩😂

^^^^^^^

White girls are so pathetic

And…there’s absolutely no reason she couldn’t’ve bought one of those for her cousin, anyway? (I mean, no reason beyond “that cousin is probably being raised just like her and would do terrible things to the doll”)

i found this post on facebook this morning and went to My Generation to tally their dolls by skin color just to see how absolutely out of proportion the OP was blowing things.

they have 106 dolls total on target’s website. 87 of these dolls are white. 46 of those white dolls are blonde. counting all their total dolls of color, you get 19 (and that’s being generous and tallying any exceptionally tan ones). only one of these dolls resembles someone east asian.

so yeah, this lady only found 8 dolls (two of which are from seperate brands) and she’s still steamed when the brand she was looking at has 87 white dolls for her racist ass to choose from.

It got better!

“I’m only 19…”

91% said NO redemption for you

This post went in 200 different directions

I’ve got whiplash. Also fucking BuzzFeed was the one who called it out? What reality is this?

Buzzfeed actually frequently breaks stories. Buzzfeed News is legit investigative journalism funded by the rest of Buzzfeed.

When you see something that gives you a strong positive or negative emotion, investigate it. It’s almost always manipulation.

feministism:

inkdrgn:

thededfa:

I have two black cats, Sera and Ceridwen. They are sisters and look exactly alike and like to sit next to each other in the exact same position.

Sera is sweet and loves to be petted.

Ceridwen is sweet and loves to pretend your hand is a mouse she wants to disembowel. 

My kids will stand in front of them both and try to guess which is which, even asking the cats, “Which one of you likes to bite?”

Every now and then I’ll hear a, “Wrong one! Wrong one!” followed by my kids running through the house chased by a delighted kitten

this feels like the cat version of the thing where one creature always speaks the truth and the other always lies

you gotta stop asking “which one of you likes to bite” and start asking “if i pet the other one, what would they do”

wait-this-isnt-my-blog:

we, as a society, need to discuss this amazing exchange and the acknowledgement that neither of these two have a brain cell between the two of them.