the narrative rollercoaster this video took me on in 19 seconds was a trip to remember
Shane: My manager at Abercrobie was a woman who I think was- she seemed 20 years older than me, she was probably three years older than me..
And the most distinct thing I remember happening is one day I was eating an apple, and she said “What does that taste like!” and I said, “an apple?” and she said “Yeah, I’ve never had one.”
femalegoodra was one of those perfect examples of a controversy that managed to piss off absolutely everyone on all sides of every political spectrum there was because there just kept being new angles of batshit
that shit was wild, you had transphobes mad at this dude for trying to argue that all male goodras were actually just trans when they are MALE it says it RIGHT THERE, you had trans people mad at him for his assertion that any goodra marked as male was just “confused”, you had people mad about the fact that his entire argument for all goodras being female was that he thought they were too pretty to possibly have male ones and game freak had just made a mistake and made male ones on accident, you had people gawking at this dude being openly horny on main over a slug, you had purists that were honestly just outraged someone didn’t understand the game mechanics and kept trying to explain pokemon gender ratios to him, you had people trying to explain to him how subjectivity worked and how not everything with wide hips is there for you to fuck, you had people angry at him for male goodra porn erasure over their god-given right to put dicks on slug dragons instead
like every single person on the internet simultaneously lined up to kick this guy’s ass, it was incredible
the porn ban was the worst thing that happened to this place and these dudes are now an endangered species
Guys, we were so wrong. We’ve been misinterpreting horse plinko all along. It’s a three-dimensional scene, but depicted without depth perspective. The round things are actually hay bales in a field leading off into the distance and the horse is weaving between them as it moves towards us, with the fire in the foreground.
Thank you, ‘sperm flagellar control’ side of 'horse plinko lore’ tumblr
I cannot, cannot stress enough how difficult this sort of interaction is to find outside Tumblr.
the way my brain was like *spins a wheel" uhhhhh can I get a girldirk who’s a *throws a dart* stoner and identifies as *rolls some dice* both ‘evil bisexual’ and 'girlthing’
a japanese guy who made a bunch of creepy pasta videos a long time ago (you’ve probably seen Youtube666, he made that) is playing through minecraft for the first time and he’s not using any guides or anything other than the in-game guidebook and he’s fucking. doing it in such a buddhist way.
like, he’s so patient and detached from all of the stuff he’s gotten.
in the newest episode he destroyed 14566 blocks of bridge and blew up his original house just because he learned about xyz coordinates by accidentally pressing F5 and he wanted his house to be at the X:0 coordinate.
also look at this quarry. it’s his 5th quarry.
look at this absolute fucking massive hole.
and it’s not like “HELLOOOOO EVERYBODY WHAT IS UP, TODAY WE’RE GONNA BE PLAYING MIIIIIINECRAAAAFT” he’s just like. a quiet 30 year old japanese man who speaks very precisely and politely. and he even does his own english captions which are overlayed on the video and he uses emoticons like (0u0)/
he’s so wonderful and cute.
please watch at least like 5 minutes of this.
i PROMISE you you’ll smile.
i’ve been keeping track of piropito’s minecraft series since the beginning and i can promise you all 76 episodes and counting are well worth the watch because it’s incredible the LENGTHS this guy goes to learn and explore without help from others.
some highlights:
-spends literal HOURS upon HOURS building these long, seemingly endless bridges because he wants to reach “the ends of the earth”
-around episode 40, he’s learned the ins and outs of redstone but doesn’t realize you can sleep in your bed.
-the noises he makes when he’s afraid of enemies/dies are precious and gentle and not at all what you’d expect from a famous horror artist
-spends hours trading resources with villagers to get glass only to find out almost 50 episodes in that you can make glass from sand
-destroys several mountains of sand in the desert to not only fuel his love for glass, but also because “explosions are sugoi 0u0″
-sees a silverfish and
-builds a giant “machine” that runs on redstone, minecarts, and pistons that pushes colored sand through a massive glass window. it doesn’t do anything, it just pushes all the blocks to the bottom and breaks after a few minutes. piro seems very pleased with it.
-makes these complex shapes/structures in an attempt to create a nether portal, doesn’t realize it’s just a rectangle
-a fan made a skin just for him, complete with 0u0 face
-falls in lava multiple times, never gives up
-builds a giant coin pusher game for funsies
-NANI KORE?
-in short i beg of you to watch this gentle man play minecraft blind it’s so fascinating
thinking about my optometrist who was treating my eye infection and said “if it hurts, you can rinse your eye with boiled water. look at me - look at me. i want you to understand that i mean water that has been boiled and has since cooled down. not boiling water. do you understand?” like i’m so grateful for this man ensuring that I wouldn’t destroy my eyes by pouring boiling water in it, because it is an adequate assessment of my intelligence
wanna underline that it was Billy Zane doing the looking out for his co-star. James Cameron very famously directed Kate Winslet in a way that left her covered in bruises and gave her double pneumonia.
and good for him. he was a pretty big star at the time, Kate was almost an unknown, and James Cameron was, yanno, himself. so for Billy to stick up for her and respect her like that was very based and sexy.
Hey PS: you can’t destroy a table and everything on top of that just because you WANT to on a film set. There is such a thing as the set dressing and props departments. A lot of things are RENTED or ANTIQUE or BORROWED, especially for period pieces, with the intent that it goes back somewhere at the end of the day. If you’re an actor who forgets that he or she is just another person there with a job to do and you fuck up another department’s shit “for the art” or some other bullshit reason, not only will the whole crew hate you but you could literally fuck up the entire day’s schedule. What if he HAD ‘improvised’ it and destroyed a bunch of stuff for which there was zero replacement available? Or no chance to replace the good crystal with stunt glass built to break safely? You’ve not only A) created an intensely unsafe situation where if stunts were not planned for that day and you turned it into a stunt or a situation where the set medic needed to be there (aka flying glass) and that didn’t happen? Every union represented in that room AND the studio would be on your ass, but also B) created a one-shot take where if it needed to be redone that’s fucking impossible now because you fucked up the whole set you stupid idiot— now you, and the crew, will have to COME BACK on a NEW DAY and redo it all again with the appropriate props and safety personnel and that costs shittons of money and shows a blatant disregard for literally everyone and everything.
So hey, I’m proud of this guy for going through and explaining why exactly people saying all that were wrong and stepping up to prove he’s a respectful cast member. And also, people would do well to stop acting like shows and movies are a free for all where people can “just do anything” for “the sake of the reaction” or whatever because that’s not how it goes down- at least not on jobs that aren’t complete shitshows.
I am Silver Tongue, I am an artist. I have many characters and you can check out my art in the art tag. I occasionally practice witchcraft though I don't do anything too complicated. I am girl 2 and don't know what else to put here.
