kind of obsessed with the idea of the rest of the gaang leaving Toph and Zuko to watch over some cooking food and when they come back its burned and Katara starts fuming but Toph and Zuko are like “we’ve never stepped inside a kitchen in our lives and only have one eye between us, if anything it’s your fault”
Top: If it bakes for 15 minutes at 350 degrees than it should only take 1 minute at 5,250 degrees
Zuko: I can do that
I still haven’t gotten my birth control, I’m getting closr to running out
I’m already hearing stories from the purists who have beef with the Biden/Harris ticket and I AM BEYOND OVER IT. you have learned NOTHING from 2016.
I did not vote for Biden in the primary, but I am damn well voting for him and I am voting down ticket as well. Voting third party is the same as voting for Trump and everyone who does it this election Is an asshole.
Fighter: I punch through the glass to kill the monster.
Me, the DM: …you want to punch through reinforced bullet-proof glass, of which the monster sprayed with acid on the other side.
Fighter: Yes.
Me: You know what? Fine. Roll for strength.
Fighter: *Rolls the first Nat20 of the campaign*
Cleric: Oh my god-
Me: Somehow, despite the fact that this glass is fucking bullet-proof, you manage to shatter it with a single punch, and you kill the monster the second your fist makes contact with its face. Congratulations.
i mean… the DM could have said the acid the monster spit made the glass weak enough to be punched through.












