Silver Tongue

grudgby:

blanca-angelica-loveless-deacti:

grudgby:

it’s been over 15 years and i still feel like kanna should’ve warned katara that the NWT didn’t allow women to learn waterbending for anything but healing. also kanna probably should’ve told katara ABOUT healing before going on a dangerous journey to the other side of the world.

Frankly suprise kanna never talked crap about that dude Pakku she ran away from so that when they get to the north Sokka and Katara can be like “ITS YOOOUUUUU!?!!?”

sokka: wait you’re that incel gran-gran ghosted?!?????

pakku: what language is that

biggest-gaudiest-patronuses:

“but do you really think Biden is better than–” YES YOU STUPID FUCKS, YES, I REALLY REALLY THINK THAT A MARGINALLY LEFT-WING  MOSTLY LAW-ABIDING ADMINISTRATION IS A BETTER OPTION THAN KEEPING THE CURRENT OPENLY CRIMINAL FASCIST ORGANIZATION IN POWER. YES I THINK AN INEPT BUT SLIGHTLY PROGRESSIVE EXECUTIVE BRANCH IS A BETTER OPTION THAN THE ADMINISTRATION THAT IS ACTIVELY MURDERING ITS CITIZENS WITH COVID, KIDNAPPING PROTESTERS, COMMITTING ELECTION FRAUD ON A MASSIVE SCALE, LOCKING CHILDREN IN CAGES, DESTROYING LIVES AND LITERALLY BRINGING BACK NAZIS. YES I REALLY DO THINK THERE IS A DIFFERENCE SHUT UP SHUT UP STOP TELLING PEOPLE NOT TO VOTE YOU STUPID STUPID FUCKS YOU ARE LITERALLY SIGNING US UP FOR 4 MORE YEARS OF TRUMP SHUUUUUUUUT UUUUPPP!!!!!

corsairesix:

corsairesix:

corsairesix:

I’m not answering paragraphs of anon arguments anymore, if you’re gonna make me read bad takes reblog it onto my posts so I get clout

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Sorry human pet guy, that was on purpose

I want the kind of confidence that possessed the human pet guy to assume that maybe someone just blocked him on accident

slothful-rabbit:
“I’m sorry but that’s fucking hilarious
”

slothful-rabbit:

I’m sorry but that’s fucking hilarious

m4ge:

m4ge:

im a whole entire 21 year old woman and i just drove a toddler-sized electric jeep covered in pictures of frozen characters down a street so i could park it in a garage. i couldnt fit in the seats so i sat on the trunk of the mini vehicle. im not currently wearing contact lenses or glasses so i couldnt actually see anything. i was squinting and grimacing the entire time in an effort to focus on not crashing and dying. let it go was blasting through the speakers

(rolls up to your apartment building in a comically small jeep that hits a maximum of 8mph, squinting so hard my entire face is contorted into a grimace, love is an open door squeaking through the speakers) hey what’s up im your uber

demilypyro:

valherhn:

demilypyro:

I lost a lot of muscle from the estrogen. The easy example is groceries: I can carry maybe a third of what I used to. But I’m finding that I’m… really quite okay with that.

The amount of muscle I have now is the amount of muscle I’ve built up without the support of testosterone. Thus it’s the appropriate amount of muscle for me to have, as a girl who doesnt really exercise outside of running and biking.

I’m perfectly fine staying a cute weak dainty girl. Woo me by opening jars for me.

As a pre HRT trans gal I find myself in a weird state of jealousy overshadowed by a huge amount of “hell yeah get it girl”. Tl;dr never thought I’d be jealous of someone being less able to open jars lol.

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any jar can be opened if you throw it hard enough

programmerhumour:
“Someone try this
”

programmerhumour:

Someone try this

genquerdeer:

thatferrybroad:

hel1anthus-annuus:

ms-demeanor:

onemoretallymark:

bebe-benzenheimer:

brucie-deactivated05092020-deac:

how i sleep knowing i will pirate every single thing released on disney plus

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how y’all gonna sleep after your computers are infected with a bazillion viruses and the feds gon’ bust your asses

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how i sleep when I’m pirating disney with a vpn and anti-virus protection.

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How I sleep after pirating everything from D+ while using an antivirus, VPN or proxy, and a cantenna to rip off the free wifi at Downtown Disney. If you can’t get wifi directly from the house of mouse McDonald’s will do.

How I sleep knowing I’m pissing off all the Disney bootlickers by pirating:

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Oh no! What a terrible thing to do, this information should’t be spread by reblogging it, that’s for sure.

Okay, I have to admit, using Disney’s own wifi to pirate Disney Plus shows is a stroke of absolute GENIUS

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me sleeping with all the money i save by not sucking the mouses cock

adamtots:

adamtots:

adamtots:

I just finished my longest horror comic ever. I’ll be releasing it in parts over the next several days, but you can read the whole thing now on either my Patreon or Onlyfans!

 http://patreon.com/posts/40473691 

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futureevilscientist:

Suki pulling this shit with him because she knows he’s never seen her without her makeup is a clear sign that the two are perfect for each other

Like what kind of person unexpectedly sees an old flame completely out of nowhere, fully contains their surprise and excitement, and plays this prank on them when reuniting with them

Someone with the sense of humour to match his shenanigans, that’s who