Silver Tongue

teslacoils-and-hubris:

college-anxiety-kid:

funkyfreshfatherfigure:

college-anxiety-kid:

funkyfreshfatherfigure:

college-anxiety-kid:

funkyfreshfatherfigure:

college-anxiety-kid:

no offense but I heard the evil scientist say he likes studying me better than you

Then why’s he up all night diluting my saliva? Check and mate.

well IM getting moved to a separate chamber tonight so he can keep an eye on me. What about that?

Please, he hasn’t even probed your mind yet. Besides, yesterday he told me that my blood diagnostics were, “abnormal” and “potentially hazardous”. How could you possibly compete with that?

*telekinesis throws a soda can at your head* 

How dare you!!! Evil Scientist!!! Evil Scientist they’re resorting to violence!!! I do not feel very enriched right now!!! I need a bandage and an IV of juice!!!

this is exactly the behavior i’m talking about. You still need juice rewards and screens. I have evolved past these childish activities, I am a model experiment

*sounds of an evil scientist hurriedly scribbling down notes*

kaijuno:

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What white person did this I just wanna talk

adurot:
“ evehlyart:
“ POV: You’re the last pringle in the pringles can
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She’s super tiny apparently.
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i mean, its called my LITTLE pony, not my average sized pony

adurot:

evehlyart:

POV: You’re the last pringle in the pringles can

She’s super tiny apparently.

i mean, its called my LITTLE pony, not my average sized pony

bibbityboppidi:

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Sometimes Pintrest has goldmine comments like this.

pro-gay:

hematite2:

blackwashedmax:

kasaron:

blackwashedmax:

kasaron:

blackwashedmax:

fallout-new-vegas-2010:

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fallout-new-vegas-2010:

vegans make peace with honey

no shut up do it

vegans will pretend not to hear when natives tell them their agave products are unsustainable because they have whimsical feelings about, and i cannot stress this enough, the freedom of hive insects

Honey is literally murder but go off

Prove it.

They literally puke their guts up to make your honey

I have not seen any evidence tonsugges they are harmed or die in the process of production. They do regurgitate the nectar as part of the process to concentrate it into honey (an interesting process) but they do not suffer any injury during this process. If they did, the cost to produce honey, which is done naturally as a measure to survive over winter and through times of lower availability, would outweigh the benefits. If you kill several bees to produce enough honey to make one more bee, It makes no sense. Any animal that did that would die, even with human intervention.

Do you have any sources which suggest otherwise? I’d be interested to hear of this (relatively publicly available) information was false or misunderstood.

Bee farmers use whats called a honey maker. It’s a crude devices. It similar to a meat grinder. They force the bees in and grind them up. What comes out is a paste. That paste is later filtered into what we know as honey

This is the funniest thing I’ve ever read

Tubby custard mechanically separated chicken post eat your heart out, we have a new winner

if bees dies to produce honey they would have gone extinct long ago.

manywinged:

that’s it, you’re in time out! *opens the portal to other dimensions and throws you in headfirst*

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OK So with the shit with the USPS going on:

gallusrostromegalus:

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1. Check your Voter registration to make sure everything is up to date.  If you can, request a Mail-In Ballot.  I live in CO, where all elections are Mail-In only now, so I get one anyway.

2. Fill out your ballot per the instructions on your Ballot.  Some Notes:

  • Read Instructions thoroughly, and fill out your Ballot in private.
  • Do NOT post pictures of your Ballot as this may invalidate it.  DO Post pictures of your “I Voted” sticker.
  • Make sure to vote for all the offices up for election- as important as the presidential election is, your mayor, governer, local school board and sherrif have a MUCH bigger impact on your immediate safety and quality of life.  Google your candidates, look up the Leauge of Women Voter’s Guides for a reliably Impartial rundown of your local candidates. 
  • Remember also that it is better to have someone in office that is only moderately incompotent, than it is to have someone that actively wants you dead.  It is the first step to having someone worthwhile next time.
  • If you wanted a third party option, your local elections are the best place to do this- my own city council has several Green Party members and it got me city-sponsored single-stream recycling! Its also moving the state legislature significantly farther left.

3. INSTEAD OF MAILING IT- LOOK UP WHERE YOUR BALLOT DROP-OFF LOCATIONS ARE. 

They’re boxes you drive or walk or bus or bike or whatever up to and drop your ballot in, and the elections officials will have it that evening. Pros of Ballot Drop-Off:
  • Can be turned in the same day you reccive your ballot, if you want to get this over with ASAP
  • Open 24/7, so you can drop it off whenever
  • Absolutely guaranteed to get your vote counted, regardless of what Donald does with the Post Office.
  • No waiting in line
  • No exposing yourself to the coronavirus

Most cities will have several ballot Drop-Off locations, at places like the grocery store, the county courthouse, city hall, at high schools etc.  Google your town or county name and “Ballot Drop Off Locations” and it’ll give you directions even.

Absolutely Save the USPS, but this is the BEST way to make sure your vote gets counted this

pauladrawsnstuff:

So Beetlejuice the musical is a thing… and I think I love it? It’s really good, and has an amazing soundtrack.

desktopdestroyer:

whatdoscissorsdo:

desktopdestroyer:

yeah ive been broken hearted, blue since the day we..FARTED

AGAGAGAGGAHAHAHAGAHAGAHHAHAHA

oh god. does anyone around here know the heimlich maneuver

argumate:

quasi-normalcy:

Game of Thrones IMDB ratings played on a piano.

it’s like there are jokes where the intro conveys the punchline but you still want to hear the punchline, you know?