kaylapocalypse:

wholesomethanos:

Remember when Thanos got cockblocked by Deadpool?

AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

Fun fact that was thanos’s entire motivation for killing half the universe originally. Explains why his motivation is so fucking stupid in the MCU doesnt it?

yoshifawful64:

freckledai:

loreweaver-universe:

I just had a realization.

Vegeta knows what “clown” means.

Saiyans had clowns.

yes at least one, his name is vegeta

3! dont forget about nappa and raditz

orochislayer:

lieutenant-cool-egg:

wanderlustexperience:

the-fandoms-have-fallen:

angryinternnoises:

patrickpotato:

riothrrrley:

gaydisneyprincessofficial:

jokes that will never be funny

• holocaust jokes
  
• fat jokes
• racist jokes
  
• rape jokes
  
• transphobic jokes
  
• homophobic jokes
• sexist jokes

jokes that will always be funny

• “that’s a weird looking dog”
• mmm whatcha say
• the audition meme
• doge 
• trolling beetles fans
• dad jokes 

ending long sentences with by fall out boy

Using the lyric “baby seasons change but people don’t”

Also:

• Severely overestimating a number of easily-countable objects
  
• Severely underestimating a number of nigh-uncountable objects
  
• Rickrolls

And

• Finding a picture of a weird face and slowly zooming in to dramatic music.

• Pretending people wearing camouflage are invisible
  

incorrect units of measurement (i.e. I have like 40 gallons of homework)

calling easily explainable phenomena “witchcraft”

“This is my new oc. theyre [Characters] sibling but with a gun. I call them [characters name but with gun pun]”

notabadsport:

yoosbox:

notabadsport:

yoosbox:

a haunted doll that bleeds sour cream if cut or punctured

unlimited sour cream? I don’t see a problem

you would be torturing a little doll…..for sour cream…

where do you think your precious Taco’d Bell has been getting it this whole time

goblin-brew:

silver-tongues-blog:

thefingerfuckingfemalefury:

typhlosionns:

itsatru:

baichan:

itsatru:

typhlosionns:

Booty shorts that say goblin on the butt

@itsatru where do I buy these???

hey! you can get them HERE!! all designs are fully customizable, so feel tree to change colors or styles or products

all royalties earned are donated to AFSP - so far the shop has earned about $35! thanks everyone this has been really great :)

Hey since this post is making the rounds again, THIS version of the post right here has a purchase link!!!

Boost!

@goblin-brew

Bold of you to assume I dont already own a pair of booty shorts that say goblin on the butt

Bold of you to assume you have ENOUGH pairs of goblin booty shorts

yakkette:

babylonian:

wait how did he do that when he snapped the hand without the gauntlet?

yakkette:

babylonian:

tredlocity:

The problem with movies that do the “30 second gay cameo” thing isn’t the actual scenes themselves, but rather the media coverage and PR that treats it like it’s some grand progressive gesture.

“There is an unnamed gay character in Endgame.” Cool okay. “This is a HUGE leap in LGBT rights” eeehhh nah.

lazuroleplaypersonal:

spwncar:

Fun fact about these security checks!

Whether you can correctly identify all the right tiles isn’t the important part here, it’s about how quickly you do it.

See, the purpose is to check if you are a computer/bot or if you’re a person. A bot would, when prompted, “snap” to the correct tiles, finishing the check within fractions of a second. A person, however, will take at least a little bit of time to process and decide which to click - even then fastest person would still take a few seconds to select all of them.

TL;DR you don’t have to be perfectly accurate to pass this, you just have to be human!

You are a fucking saint.