Silver Tongue

dailymewtwos:

There’s power in that bean soup. Newtwo is not touching it.

request // speaking of ko-fi // reblog?

architeuthisducks-blog:
“ endreal:
“ splend-42:
“ i-wear-the-cheese:
“ primavera-cerezos:
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it would take 2.3 million years for Jeff Bezos to earn his $183.3b net worth working 24 hours a day at New Mexico’s $9/hr minimum wage.  ”
That’s 11.5 times...

architeuthisducks-blog:

endreal:

splend-42:

i-wear-the-cheese:

primavera-cerezos:

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it would take 2.3 million years for Jeff Bezos to earn his $183.3b net worth working 24 hours a day at New Mexico’s $9/hr minimum wage.

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That’s 11.5 times longer than the human race has existed.

Not long enough.

What if we gave it a twist? Rather than earning that amount of money, what if it was to save that amount while still paying bills and feeding himself?

And since it IS hell, his car starts making a Noise about once a month.

crantzypants:
“ omghotmemes:
“I’m convinced to learn fencing
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Hmmm they make a good point
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crantzypants:

omghotmemes:

I’m convinced to learn fencing

Hmmm they make a good point

airyairyaucontraire:

If your fight scene doesn’t work when set to “Toxic” by Britney Spears and/or “Mamma Mia” or “Gimme! Gimme! Gimme! (A Man After Midnight)” by Abba it’s just not a very good fight scene and you should try reblocking it.

This is “I need a hero” by bonnie Tyler erasure

nardacci-does-art:

vstheworld:

barduils:

whiteroserwby:

barduils:

me, wearing nothing but a sheer plunge-neck ballgown that’s plastered to my skin from the rain, soaking wet and trembling with cold and fatigue as i stand outside the entrance to the castle: p-please help me ;) i’m s-so lost and s-scared ;) ;) i have no where to stay for the night ;) ;) ;)

the sexy vampire lady who answered the door, and to whom the castle belongs: of course ;) you poor thing ;) ;) come inside, you must be freezing… you may stay as long as you need to recover from your ordeal ;) ;) ;)

You walked up to that house in the rain on purpose

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the fuck else would I be sloshing around in a wet ballgown for

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I drew it…. & animated it…

rikodeine:
“that last line is absolutely phenomenal is this why yall are so keen on therapy??
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rikodeine:

that last line is absolutely phenomenal is this why yall are so keen on therapy??

iseeme:

theocseason4:

i love this girl on tiktok who was like ‘no matter how times someone explains it to me i will never understand why we cant just print more money’

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