elonmuskisabitch:

shoutout to all tumblr users throughout the years for making this website monetarily worthless to the point where whatever corporation owns it ends up selling it 

Tumblr is a cursed relic that the longer someone has, the more of a burden it becomes and yet it compels those who do not have it to seek it out

tilthat:

TIL the last words of Alexander Blackwell, “I’m sorry for the mistake but this is the first time I’ve been beheaded.” Spoken after he laid his head on the wrong side of the chopping block and was corrected by the executioner.

via reddit.com

chefpyro:

Little Witch Academia as Harry Potter as a Teen Comedy

Today’s reupload: one of the only LWA videos I ever made. I already showed this off here a couple days ago, but it’s back on YouTube now!

bonkalore:

anubianpagan:

everythingfox:

This is so dramatic

Look at that bird carrying that rabbit to safety

tenorphobic:

ilovepickles2007:

tenorphobic:

one-for-all-plus-ultra:

powerarmor:

this guy created mcafee antivirus and then went completely off the rails. like absolute chaos. he got super rich, moved to Belize, was suspected of murdering his neighbor, fled Belize, had his location accidentally leaked by a Vice journalist who was with him lmfao, was apprehended in Guatemala, faked not one but two heart attacks while in custody to buy time for his lawyer, was deported back to the US, and then ran for president as a libertarian

@ilovepickles2007 WHAT, PRAY TELL, THE FUCK

these are all legit tweets that are still up on his account….dude just really wants to fuck a whale

angryladies:

angryladies:

Honestly, Pearl is the anti-Snape

Oh, the woman I loved chose to be with someone else and then died tragically? I guess I’d better LOVE AND NURTURE HER SON

I made this post over two years ago and I’m still getting hate messages from anons about it Alexa play Despacito

glowbat:

Hollis ilu bby but that rebar aint gonna do anything

profeminist:

Source

michaelsuperfuck:

Alone on a Friday night? God you’re pathetic.