classpectanon:

silver-tongues-blog:

classpectanon:

John
Jake
Jane
Jade
Roxy
Terezi
(Vriska)
Gamzee
Dirk
Rose (Candy 25)
Kanaya (Candy 25)

citations coming eventually

this list is only added to by either on-screen fucking or on-screen mentioning of fucking (narration or dialogue). for example: dave and karkat in meat we get a fade to black so they could’ve just had a sloppy makeout sesh (do i think they fucked? yes). 

feel free to point out shit i missed

would popop crocker and nanna egbert count?

they’re rolled under “jake” and “jane”

shit i forgot grandpa harley had sex at least twice

mo-gets-a-blog:

n0torious-th0ughts:

blackqueerblog:

Who travels to spread this bullshit? They should not get to see other countries and cultures

I fixed it

lmao.  the great irony here is that by the time the wall was finished, it was outdated and useless

zenzgtandg:

Gamers! Rise up!

Reddit

goblingunk:

my gummy worms now >:)

gearholder:

dailydungeondelves:

What could possibly go wrong?

When you forget the adventure book at home and bring your mom’s bible instead

a tiefling kid from my campaign. he’s 14 and went to neverwinter university.He had exceptional abjuration abilities which turned out to be the result of a very powerful relic. My players put him in a hospital.

shushtaouk:

The more we’re advancing in this timeline the less fucks AOC is giving and I’m endlessly here for it 

doctorbleed:

silver-tongues-blog:

fanwolfgirl:

redtubeyou:

officialprydonchapter:

silver-tongues-blog:

adurot:

That is not funny
That is not cute
It is animal abuse
BIRDS ARE NOT SUPPOSED TO EAT CHOCOLATE
BIRDS ARE NOT SUPPOSED TO BE COATED IN CHOCOLATE
Why the fuck do you think birds who get coated in oil die? It’s for the same goddamn reason.
You idiots can have all the chuckles you want over the fact that that poor animal is “living the dream” but I hope you also know that it probably died from that.
And if you still find it funny then I genuinely do not want to associate with you and can only wish upon you the most the most painful and awful death imaginable.

I just want to point out that no one is forcing that bird into the chocolate
no one pulled the damn thing in
Inf act, it fully appears to be waddling into the foundain by its damn self
Calm the hell down chocolate is not the same thing as chocolate
Its just a bird making a mistake and its fucking funny
It’s not animal cruelty unless someone was holding that bird at gunpoint
fucking christ

Listen here cum-slut, I bet you 5 million dollars that you don’t own a bird. But guess what? I own 7. And I can tell you right now that a bird would never just walk into something like a chocolate fountain. They’ll rarely walk directly into water. But say that your idiotic theory is correct. Say it did actually walk into it. That animal still probably died. Is that still funny to you? Do you still get your kicks out of knowing that that bird was probably terrified and opening its mouth to scream in that last panel? And if you say yes then you seriously disgust me as a human being.

God bless the people in the notes who think this is an actual criticism of DuckTales (2017).

Sweetie it’s a cartoon. Ducks don’t wear pant either, but you know why they are wearing it here? Becuase ITS A FUCKING S H O W

that only further cements that these are in fact real ducks because they too are not wearing pants

This post is beautiful fucking disaster please rate 5 stars

I forgot about this post

flamingopuuuunch:

rayquaza…but as a worm on a string

spockandawe:

Eight by fourteen inches equals roughly 22,000 individual stitches and just as many reasons to regret my poor life choices, but it’s DONE! I don’t want to think about how many hours of work went into this, but I’m so pleased with how it came out. I’ve had this in the works for about a year now, working on it here and there, but the last few weeks I’ve really pushed to finish it up, and I’m super happy with how this came out.