the-haiku-bot:

ruby-white-rabbit:

crtter:

waluigishairyballs:

crtter:

crtter:

Almost blocked an actual person who followed me because they had the same First Name + Last Name + Three Random Numbers username formula those recent pornbots abide by. I went as far as going on their blog to block them, then I realized bots don’t usually reblog Captain America fanfic.

Whenever you make an account on this website they should warn you that over here real people are named stuff like waluigishairyballs and if you see someone named marysmith123, that’s a robot.

Follow my onlyfans

Do NOT have your first and last name on this site! It is NOT Instagram or TikTok. Don’t DOXX yourself by posting full names, schools, cities, work locations …

We’re back to giving stranger danger internet tips. BE SMART AND LIE

We’re back to giving

stranger danger internet

tips. BE SMART AND LIE

Beep boop! I look for accidental haiku posts. Sometimes I mess up.

heliophile-oxon:

matrixdragon:

eatingcroutons:

bumblebeebats:

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I’d like to formally thank the people of the UK and Ireland today for their rhyming prowess and forcing the Royal Mint to turn off replies to this tweet in RECORD time lmfao

And last but not least, the pièce de resistance that inspired about 90% of the hidden replies:

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For anyone wondering, it was in fact meant to be “sovereign on a sovereign” 🤦

We know what it was meant to be, and what it really is.

Derec Thompson is king (definitely more so than the tosser depicted).

The royals being parasites upon the lifeblood of the nation, they steal from us. So maybe he’s the cutpurse on the obverse

kurtbrussels:

no webcomic will ever be as funny as this strip from oglaf

amygdalae:

amygdalae:

amygdalae:

I think… I can play video games. on the computer. Or can i….

incidentally a near-perfect reenactment of an exchange I’d have with my mother almost daily circa 2008

animentality:

soradsauce:

theriu:

bbcsherlock:

More evidence that Hollywood has forgotten the best ways to truly be entertaining

headspace-hotel:

breya-etherium-shaper:

Ach im the exact same but a process has occurred

I’m thinking about this post and i have decided that it is one of those things that is a poem in some undefinable way

insertdisc5:

FUZZY UNDERGROUND PICKLES!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

sirjohnsmythe:

• is not resting
• did not move
• is not stunned
• is not pining for the fjords
• has passed on
• is no more
• has ceased to be
• has expired and gone to meet his maker
• is stiff
• is bereft of life
• rests in peace
• would be pushing up daisies if he weren’t nailed to the perch
• his metabolic processes are now history
• is off the twig
• has kicked the bucket
• has shuffled off his mortal coil
• has run down the curtain and joined the bleeding choir invisible
• IS AN EX-PARROT