gudakko:

*does that thing where i sensually remove my white gloves by biting the tip of my finger but i start eating the glove*

pileofknives:

venacavo:

johnnyjoestarrelatable:

just found out today that moths can make their genitals vibrate to throw off a bat’s sonar

we can too you’re just not skilled yet

Me helicoptering my dick so the cops can’t triangulate my cellphone signal

calladraws101:

Different reality 4

thenib:

From Kasia Babis.

uncle-cucky:

OKAY SO LIKE,, QUARTER HAS A DIGITAL SCREEN FACE INSTEAD OF A CLASSIC BUILT IN REAL. SO IN THEORY WITH SOME WORK. WE CAN PLUG A SWITCH IN THAT BITCH AND PLAY MINECRAFT

Can someone run skyrim on her?

thunder-dawg:

💀 literally

wattpadfic:

thenosleepsquad:

wattpadfic:

when yr so tired ur eyelids are like SHUT IT DOWN BOYS but ur brian is like OPEN THOSE GATES LADS n ur closing ur eyes then opening then closing then opening then closing then opening then closing

“ur brian”

listen here mate i know what i said and i stick by it i cling to my mistakes like a real man

spacefloozy:

theavengers:

Chris Hemsworth and Taika Waititi on the set of “Thor: Ragnarok”

twiinsketchbook:

Finally the one day where posting homestuck is legal

Have a great 413 y'all