foreverravenclaw:

Current Reductress headlines

catchymemes:

memedong:

memedong:

the fucking picture

“Kowalski, analysis”
“your credit fucking sucks dude”

goodlouse:

impromptu beta arceus!
[likes<rbs&follows]

deudly:

dave is epic for playing fruit ninja irl

lesbianbending-moved:

‘who would win in a fight between aang and korra’ isn’t even a question bc aang would be like ‘i would NEVER fight with one of my future lives’ and korra would not hesitate before sucker-punching a twelve year old

twitblr:

The lack of common sense in this situation should be alarming to the parents. These are thepeiple they’re trusting their children to

toastpotent:

rslashrats:

love the dashboard discussion tonight

corduroyed: kind, loving

stickbugged: a simple jest, without harmful intent

rickrolled: a simple jest, with intent of mild irritation

gnomed: the person wants you dead.

someone actually made an entire 3 part dissertation discussing the differences and nuances to the jokes

part 1

part 2

part 3

alexseanchai:

arcanewinter:

huntersonahotelbed:

oh my fucking god

so i’m reading this harry potter fic

and every now and then there are words like “arseented” and “marseaging” and “arseistance” and i was trying to figure out what the hell is going on

finally i got to the word “parse” and figured it out

they’re american so after they wrote it they did a find and replace to change every “ass” to “arse”

i can’t stop laughing omg

“Word has made 436 replacements.”

“That sounds right.”

clarseic