when i was 13 i was reading a sasuke uchiha/oc fic on quizilla.com that repeatedly referenced heating up apples covered in tin foil in microwaves, to the point where eating a tin-foil covered apple fresh from the microwave was a multi-chapter occurence & that’s the story of how i lit my first microwave on fire
casual reminder that sasuke uchiha personally set my microwave ablaze
YA contemporary be like a quirky girl named ari (short for arithmetic) and her boyfriend peter (short for jupiter) have to help save their best friend abby (short for cabbage). They never swear but there will be one (1) HEAVILY implied sex scene and a single background character named Perso Nofcolor. It will sell 12 million copies.
Classic literature be like troubled man who goes exclusively by his last name must engage in violent misogyny to learn the meaning of life
wait. wait wait. they let you play with liquid nitrogen?
okay. here is a HILARIOUS thing you can do with liquid nitrogen and 1 or 2 bottles of shaving cream.
okay so step one is you dunk the shaving cream into the liquid nitrogen. completely submerge it and let it freeze. the shaving cream i mean. then take out the shaving cream. you probably don’t need me to tell you this but for other people, you want to use tongs and safety gloves so you don’t lose a hand or two doing this. now you have frozen shaving cream. what do you do with frozen shaving cream? well, first you have to peel off the canister so you have just the shaving cream floating free. you had to freeze it first so that it wouldn’t explode when you do this part. now you have a frozen brick (or two if you did two) of shaving cream. so what do we do now?
we put that shit inside someone’s car we hate and/or love to prank on.
as it warms, it will gradually expand to fill the entire vehicle.
oh god BLESS
Oh, my scientist friend used his lab’s supply of liquid nitrogen to make icecream, so I expected the prank to be related to that, but that’s way better
I hate to break it to you but a single frozen can of shaving cream wont do much that you couldnt do by spraying it into a car
Tory belleci and grant imahara (may he rest in peace) looked into this long ago
There are probably more that I’m missing. Some of these videos are part of a series (GI Joe, Potter Puppet Pals) and I didn’t count shitty videos like those idiot laughing babies.
Oh my fucking god, I was a retro memer
I can’t believe we’re already calling Charlie the Unicorn vintage, I feel so old
Charlie the Unicorn would be in 6th grade if it was a person.
I am Silver Tongue, I am an artist. I have many characters and you can check out my art in the art tag. I occasionally practice witchcraft though I don't do anything too complicated. I am girl 2 and don't know what else to put here.
