jdeko:

smol-lizord:

Taking photos of snakes is a lot harder than you’d think 😂😭

i thought you were protecting their identity

hopefulnightlady:

laimfunk:

my christian friend saw this and now he refuses to engage with any god of war content

fun fact, the original ending the devs wanted for god of war 3 was for kratos to encounter his norse and egyptian counterpart and help slay those pantheons, and then go to witness the birth of the final demigod (jesus) as the three wisemen

the-messenger-hawk:

rediscovered this meme/joke format

dat-soldier:

The entire “Noelle hyped for Xmas” saga is complete~ Glad you enjoyed, and Happy Holidays!!

lifeisablackhole9:

you fuckers thought i forgot about elf practice didn’t you?

aeritus:

It’s December here and I’m all out of fucks to give.
Pretty sure this has already been done but WHO CARES

silly-slacker-person:

cockmcstuffins:

bella was lucky she didn’t have a cell phone of any kind because you know ya boi edward would be blowing up that phone 24-7 going “saw a snail today…. effervescent” or some shit equivalent

Posts that changed the timeline

anexperimentallife:

thethreemustyfears:

astraldemise:

astraldemise:

astraldemise:

watching a video of a guy make a miniature model of a hydroelectric dam outside and like. just imagine that youre an ant living nearby like youve been helping in the colony for a few days so you decide to go to the pheromone trails to get some food but the path is now blocked by the fucking hoover dam

do you think this ant is like “oooooooooooobh wait until the colony hears about this theyre not going to believe. that theres concrete out here”

genuinely unsure how to respond to this