Silver Tongue

roarykooper:

kaedien:

americans think ABSOLUTELY NOTHIN of driving 7 hours. they’ll drive 7 hours just for dinner. they’ll drive 7 hours just for chips and dip

i went to england to visit the family of this boy im dating in birmingham. one of his sisters lived in manchester and his whole family kept being like we wish lila was her you would love her blah blah blah lila would just lobe you blah and I was finally like well why couldn’t she make it? everyone was like lol as we said she’s in manchester??? that’s it. i looked up the distance and it’s like less than two hours away and when me and my dude went to grab a beer later that night I was like so does Lila not get along with your parents like what’s up? again, he’s like babe I told you she’s in manchester. I was like are the villages at war????? he goes “it’s too far. this isn’t holiday.” I was like babe we’ve drivin 4-5 hours for weekend trips to the beach Im just confused- and he cuts me off and goes “that’s American me. We don’t do that here”

headspace-hotel:

gendzl:

gendzl:

The Great Gatsby’s copyright expires January 1, 2021 and I for one am quite looking forward to the inevitable publication of Nick/Gatsby fanfiction.

Look me in the eye and tell me there’s not at least ten people sitting on a completed manuscript right now. I dare you.

Oh dude time to write the Greater Gatsby

great gatsby but daisy ends up with myrtle

cyber-phobia:

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I hope that Navigator Irken is doing alright

vethyourhalflingmother:

sodapopmermaid:

dreadfuldevotee:

sodapopmermaid:

I just feel like everybody who made fun of Keyleth for her “so she could be alive?” moment with the water ashari owes her an apology

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yknow what? you’re right and you should say it

[Image Description: A screenshot of the original post, but the middle section has been crossed out, so it now reads, “I just feel like everybody who made fun of Keyleth owes her an apology”. End ID.]

fire-bay:

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My interpretation of Beta Arceus

juelzsantanabandana2:

kamoi:

I’m obsessed with this video

2020 is saved this the funniest shit I ever seen

pileofknives:

redrocksp:

pileofknives:

mockiatoh:

pileofknives:

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The answer is the 50 eagles and 10,000 rats. There’s no other answer. The sheer mass of rats would smother every other animal and the hunter can’t take out 50 eagles with a bolt action rifle.

WHAT is the question!

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While I believe they’d win the fight, I’m not sure how successful they’d be protecting you which is the actual question

*seated atop my colossal rat mech with my eagle servitors circling my head in a winged halo* “sorry couldn’t hear you down there”

you’re too late spiderman!

helloitsbees:

koobaxion:

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WEED HAS BEEN LEGALIZED. NYEHAHEHEHAHEHEAHHHHAH

BUT YOU’RE THE ONE GETTING SMOKED GOBBY!

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hierophantgreen-deactivated2021:

hierophantgreen-deactivated2021:

stardust crusaders has a really good team layout where everyone has defined roles (jotaro’s strength, kakyoin’s long range, avdol’s fire, polnareff’s speed) except they don’t have a healer. which is rectified by the characters having to spend so much time in hospitals and also half of them fucking dying

wait. hamon can be used for healing. which means that joseph must have been the designated healer. but not fucking once did that man help the team out in any fucking way or is even indicated to be able to heal people. but he definitely can. fuck you joseph i fucking hate you

The guy pretended his arm was cut off and launched a god into space. do you really think he cares about healing?