Silver Tongue

justcatposts:

How to summon your cat. 

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rozcoe-deactivated20220420:

my criteria for liking music is like well there has to be noises

hannahhunt:

yike, the greek goddess of passive distress and mild horror

redinthesea:
“ redinthesea:
“Snail Mailman (Smailman)
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I never posted the rest of the creature designs I did along with him…
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redinthesea:

redinthesea:

Snail Mailman (Smailman)

I never posted the rest of the creature designs I did along with him…

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lynati:

hyperactivehedgehog:

askadromming:

justcatposts:

Don’t judge her, she probably couldn’t afford adoption papers

I work at a humane society shelter, and this does happen occasionally. usually cats won’t “steal” the kittens, they’ll hear them crying and stick around and if a momma doesn’t come around they’ll take them somewhere safe and try to care for them

we recently had a very confused lady who called that her cat was trying to take care of an astounding 8 kittens and brought them in

the kittens were obviously malnourished, and we looked around her neighborhood and sadly found the dead mama, she got hit by a car

it’s a really useful thing that cats will do

sometimes the mom will just have gotten lost and will come back to try and find her kittens and so that can be frustrating, but considering how rough it is for stray kittens, it’s a lot better for them to be in a household and cared for where the parent cat can get guareenteed food and shelter


I can’t tell you how many abandoned kittens we find that can’t make it

it sucks a lot

anyway tangent done

I just 😭😭 I love cats a lot

Your cat isn’t a kidnapper she’s an ADOPTIVE MOTHER don’t be rude

…..Cats are Mandalorians.

gives me an idea for a tabaxi character in dnd

hedge-rambles:

zhewhoisfate:

Broke: vulcans don’t play games, as they are illogical

Woke: vulcans absolutely play games as resting so as to recuperate after exertion is highly logical and they have a marked preference for the Terran game, chess

Third eye slaming open at 4:27am: vulcans love poker. They won’t mention it and they’ll justify it but after first contact they descended on poker like a murder of starving ravens as a unified cultural phenomenon

I don’t watch Star Trek really but “Competitive emotional suppression with probability assessment and observation skills” is the most Vulcan leisure activity I can imagine. 

copperbadge:
“ vbartilucci:
“ goys2men:
“ probsjosh:
“ sounddesignerjeans:
“ we-are-guildmaster:
“ jpechacek:
“ Nobody called me but I showed up anyway.
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What the hell even is the this post
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It’s the sins of humanity crying out to be known
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copperbadge:

vbartilucci:

goys2men:

probsjosh:

sounddesignerjeans:

we-are-guildmaster:

jpechacek:

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Nobody called me but I showed up anyway.

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What the hell even is the this post

It’s the sins of humanity crying out to be known

The five boxing wizards jump quickly

Why zip along quick fam, just relax and vibe.

ravenmacduff:

If someone asks me what dnd is, ill refer them to this clip

ddcc95:

ravensloane:

ROARING 20s AGAIN Y’ALL KNOW WHAT THT MEANS

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got damn. this hits different 7 months into the 20′s

The worst part of the 2020s is that because of the pandemic i cant throw extravagant parties which i wont even show up to in the hopes that the woman i once had a fling with before getting rich will show up

cybermax:

tatterdemalionamberite:

dragon-in-a-fez:

tangobunny:

eruhamster:

trippingthelight:

cozi:

when i was 12 i got banned from yahoo answers and when i emailed support to be like “what did i do??” i got a really vague answer that just said “you know what you did” and it still haunts me to this day

When I was 10 I was in a AOL chatroom for kids and we were all making this Homer Simpson face (8^(|) but this one girl Crystal forgot to put the nose in the face so I said “You forgot the nose crystal” and I immediately got booted offline and no one in my family could log on. My Mom talked to someone from AOL and they said I was trying to sell drugs to minors because I said “nose crystal”

When I was like 10 I roleplayed with people on Neopets, completely innocent stuff like ‘high school AU’ or ‘wolf AU’ and the like. I made a thread called ‘See the Sea Hotel’ and it went on for a few replies until I randomly got my account frozen and after explaining to my mom for a good 30 minutes that ‘frozen’ didn’t mean the computer wouldn’t respond, she got on to try and send an email to Neopets’ staff and they said that ‘hotel’ was a restricted word because it included ‘ho’ in it

I had a similar experience around that age with an online music game called Audition.

I said something like “Can I get the speed to 2x speed?” and it automatically changed my message to “Can I get the **** to **** ****?”, and a moderator saw that modified message and suspended my account for offensive language.


It turned out that I couldn’t say ‘speed’ because it had ‘pee’ in it, and I when I contacted support to say it was a mistake on their part and asked if I could be unsuspended, they said that I was also writing numbers, and writing numbers was strictly forbidden just in case they were a phone number.

I remember playing Phantasy Star Online back in like 2001 - it was one of the first console MMOs, if I remember correctly - and you didn’t get banned for saying “bad words”, but they did get censored. their list of inappropriate words was….extensive, and one in particular created a real problem for people trying to make plans to play together. because of course the most common day of the week to do that would be Saturday, right? but. that has the word “turd” in it. so. every time. you tried to say “do you want to play Saturday”. it would say. “do you want to play $%&@%#+%”. and the other person is just. sitting there. wondering. what the fuck did you just ask them to play

This is called the Scunthorpe Problem and it always cracks me up.

This shit used to be annoying as hell.