You don’t know me, but I have a favor to ask. A while ago now I saw you reblog some post saying something like “this user is willing to RP chat at any time”, and I was wondering if you’d be willing to help me “get a handle” on the voice/style of a Fantroll I’m working on. In exchange, I am willing (and would genuinely like) to learn about any Fantrolls you have made. If you would rather not or are not busy then please do let me know, I hope you have a nice day. Sorry to ask of this as a stranger
That’s gonna be a negative considering I’ve never reblogged a post like that and I don’t rp with strangers. Only close friends. And never in private.
Your big bad isn’t attacking the party out of power or revenge.
They’re doing it to get views on their youtube prank channel.
the vengabus is coming
even if you aren’t ready
the vengabus is ethereal
always arrives on schedule
There is no use in hiding
The Vengaboys are riding
Out into your city
They hunt you without pity
a real vengabus fan would know that the vengabus has been impounded and they have no chance of getting it back
Hold up looks like they’re on tour again I wonder what happened? I emailed them to ask
The Vengabus Uncontained
No Longer Is Restrained
It Rides Into Your Dreams
Where None Hear Your Screams
“Misgendering: An Analogy” by Bishakh Som
this is a good analogy, I’ve been explaining cis people for awhile that someone’s pronouns are how you refer to them when you don’t use their name, and you wouldn’t refer to someone by another name just because of how they look, so names and pronouns are related in my head anyway
less “chosen one” heroes, more heroes that chose THEMSELVES. give me heroes that see a problem, look around, and think, “WELP, clearly no one ELSE is gonna fix it, so APPARENTLY it has to be me” and goes to their friends and is like “Y’ALL, GET YOUR SHIT, WE’RE GOING ON A QUEST”
“what wait why”
“the world is broken and the people in charge aren’t doing anything, so we’re gonna do something for them”
“didn’t the prophecy say a wise and noble mage would choose someone to conquer the evil?”
“yeah well, i can do magic, and i’m pretty fucking wise and noble, right?”
“…..”
“……………….RIGHT?!”
*hasty statements of agreement*
“exactly. so, i’ve come to the conclusion that i’m the mage of the prophecy. and guess what. i choose myself. now let’s go.”
If you have this player at your table, you are blessed.
“And Susan was bright enough to know that the phrase “Someone ought to do something” was not, by itself, a helpful one. People who used it never added the rider “and that someone is me.” But someone ought to do something, and right now the whole pool of someones consisted of her, and no one else.”–Hogfather (Terry Pratchett, 1996)
