hatingongodot:

goldenn-graphite:

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👁👁

good animation, terrible everything else

I can’t stop fucking thinking about this video

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mrspider:

mrspider:

mrspider:

mrspider:

mrspider:

sooooo can yall help me determine if this is a fireable offense

a lady just came in asking if we have oat milk and we dont so i said “our soy milk is pretty good though, thats what i use in my drinks!” and she looked at me and went “yknow soy milk lowers a mans sperm count” and without thinking i just went “cant lose something you never had”

youre laughing. i got called a soy boy and youre laughing

okay to the people confused by this allow me to shed a little light on the subject

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icant fucking breathe

mintymankey:

spikespiegell:

when the power went out i heard an explosion and my boyfriend was like “a transformer probably busted” and i deadass thought he meant Optimus Prime was out there nutting

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Made me think of this post

thenatsdorf:

Sounds of a baby hyena (press play for audio)

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randomishnickname:
“ rururinchan:
“ I found sources.
The word “man” was gender neutral and referred to both sexes until the 13th century
The female specific pronoun “she” was invented in the 12th century.
The word “girl” was gender neutral and...

hustlerose:

hustlerose:

i’m not kidding i would trade all “personalized” features and ads in a heartbeat if it meant we could have real privacy laws. all individual tracking and data gathering on users should be illegal

also abolish the nsa and dhs