itmustvebeenthefairies:

The biggest plot twist of “the mcelroy brothers will be in trolls world tour presents the mcelroy brothers will be on the tonight show on october 16” is that john boyega apparently listens to mbmbam

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sweetmeatdale:

thefingerfuckingfemalefury:

falloutnewvegans:

i love how scientists in fiction are always called  “scientists”. thats it. they wear a Labcoat Of +5 Science and +5 Medicine. They do not specialize in a tree of science, like Biology or Astrology.

No.

They are just Science Men ready to do Science.

“Do you understand what this could mean for science?

It could mean real advances in the field of SCIENCE”

Literature majors trying to figure out what everyone else does

Movies be like

person in labcoat: “I’m a botanical geneticist”

Military man: “Can you turn a nuclear reactor into a bomb?”

Labcoat: “hell yea i can”

kineticpenguin:
“ trilllizard420:
“ headlesssamurai:
“ ninja-weapons:
“This gif is outrageous
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■ The so-called “blood explosion” which punctuates the conclusion of Akira Kurosawa’s 1962 movie Sanjuro remains one of the most memorable and influential...

kineticpenguin:

trilllizard420:

headlesssamurai:

ninja-weapons:

This gif is outrageous

 ■ The so-called “blood explosion” which punctuates the conclusion of Akira Kurosawa’s 1962 movie Sanjuro remains one of the most memorable and influential special effects in film history.
Production designer Yoshiro Muraki would later recall this scene was filmed in a single take. No such effect had ever been attempted before, as movies of the time rarely showed violence with graphic detail. Filled with uncertainty, Muraki worried the blood spray he’d rigged up wouldn’t impress Kurosawa, so he added an extra 30 pounds of pressure to the fluid pump. At the moment the pump was activated, the additional pressure caused the compressor hose attached to actor Tatsuya Nakadai to blow a coupling which created a slight, unintentional delay before the fake blood began to spray, and caused a much larger gush of fluid than planned. It sprayed so powerfully Nakadai claimed it almost lifted him off the ground. His heart sinking, as he believed the delay and over-pressure had ruined the effect, Muraki nervously glanced at director Akira Kurosawa, but Kurosawa only nodded in approval.

“oh god i fucked this up”

“yoooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooOOOOOOOO”

And to think this is so iconic that “two dudes clash, there’s a beat, then one dies incredibly violently” is just a must-have for action in anime

to think that the “two people clash, there is a beat of silence and then one violently dies” was an accident is so iconic

firebirdeternal:

chefpyro:

chefpyro:

Someone: “People would never do anything without monetary gain”

Dungeon masters, Minecraft players, fanfic writers:

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You’re so right

Wikipedia editors
Community moderators for discord servers, forums, and twitch channels
Animal shelter volunteers
People who put back extra carts at the grocery store
People who pick up litter while they’re on a jog or walk to throw it away 

Humans Do Things. We dedicate a certain amount of our thing-doing capacity to making sure we survive, and in the society we’ve constructed that means Worrying about Money. But if you leave a human alone in a box with a pile of sand, we build castles.

aethenia:
“I have been informed that this is in fact… one of Them
”

aethenia:

I have been informed that this is in fact… one of Them

thewintersoldiersbutt:

odin’s death scene was so moving

systlin:

dragona56:

systlin:

whore-of-god:

systlin:

systlin:

kagekanecavi:

systlin:

systlin:

splinteredstar:

systlin:

I would like to thank my roomba for finding that one sock I’d lost under the couch, and then repeatedly headbutting my foot while chewing on it. 

Thank you little dude. 

He wanted to make sure you saw it!

What can you give a roomba instead of treats to tell him that he’s a Good Boy

Asking for a friend

You know

I have a roomba

I have knives

I could

I could give him a knife

this seems like a spectacularly bad idea considering you started off talking about how he headbutts your foot

I didn’t say it needed to be a SHARP knife

I’ve got a rubber training knife we use in class for knife technique training

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Excellent

Something tells me that this wont end well for your ankles but I applaud your disaster decisions anyway

It’s just plastic, my Achilles tendons are safe. 

And it’s good training!

Training for him to stab people or training for you to dodge?

Yes.