Paranormal investigation show investigates Aziraphale’s bookshop due to customers’ reports of weird smells, strange occurances, and sudden desires to leave as soon as possible. Crowley convinces Aziraphale to let them investigate because it’ll be hilarious. They fuck with the investigators the entire time.
Investigator: “There’s a very strong demonic presence here.”
Crowley: *stifling giggles behind the camera*
I still keep finding amazing works inspired by this post and I’m glad this has been my greatest contribution to fandom because it’s consistently hilarious
Give me some links!
imagine if the paranormal investigators were shane and ryan.
Shane: Hey demons if youre out there fuck you Crowly: Well thats a bit rude, innit it
Do u think sci-fi writers realize how massively Bad destroying a planet is. Like, an Entire Planet, Exploded. Cool visual! Explosions. As we typically think of them are not possible in a vacuum but that’s besides the point. The Point Is uh that’s a whole planet? That is a Whole planet. If it can sustain life this is Infinitely Worse. I’m the kind of dumb ass that will think about it too hard and I just
That’s. More death than any previous extinction event, anything the human race has endured, all at once. Just, no more life. That’s any recorded history kept on the planet itself, destroyed. No writing no fossil record nothing. An Entire Planet, Gone. Like??? Y'all realize how huge blowing up a planet is, right. That’s A Planet. If this was earth you’d have more than like 30 seconds of going “damn that sucks :/” before moving on with the plot but if it isn’t earth it’s just shock value huh. Okay
The last part reads like I’m an alien personally offended by this trope and yknow what. Perhaps
i remember when overwatch came out the industry papers were honestly asking ‘can this game survive only on being fun?’ as though it were a foreign concept, and then effort was made to remove a portion of the fun to replace it with lootbox mechnics and people left to play fortnite because it was fun and then some of the fun was replaced with lootbox mechanics so people left to play minecraft
also semi related, the most hyperrealistic top of the line graphics will look like ass while the stylistic aesthetic of indie games tend to stay memorable several years down the line.
siri how do i express nervousness about a vaccine being developed at light speed by a private company on a tight deadline funded by the trump administration without in any way sounding like an anti-vaxxer
villains are hard to design. making them ugly is dangerous, depending on what traits you choose to frame as monstrous or undesirable, you could very well end up saying something fatphobic, racist, anti-semitic, etc
but if you make a hot villain then people will get thirsty and demand redemptions and refuse to acknowledge their evil actions, no matter how despicable
Solution: Full body armor and masks. You don’t see people shipping themselves with Sauron!
…………..you think?
…………..don’t look up Sauron on AO3
Nothing fails to crack me up like this post - the vain hope that somewhere out there is some awful nasty thing that there is not also a person whose kink that is, the idea that covering something up won’t make people obsessed with finding out what it looks like underneath, the surface level understanding of Sauron and complete lack of knowledge of the Silmarillion and it’s fandom, the fact that Sauron was canonically hot as fuck, the amount of Sauron erotica I have seen, God this post never gets old
The Poster Of The Comment: You don’t see people shipping themselves with Sauron!
The Very Large And Dedicated Community Of Sauronfuckers In The Tolkien Fandom, collectively:
full body armour makes them mysterious which is sexy.
My advice is to make them beasts because at least the furries are tolerable
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