The fact that Dante created the most popular image of the afterlife with absolutely no theological basis for it will still be the funniest thing to me
Church: Heaven is eternal connection with God, while Hell is total separation from Him. Anything else is only speculation.
Dante: Actually Hell has layers like an onion, and the devil is big and mean and also frozen. People are fighting and there’s a mountain to get to Heaven and a nice place for babies. Also I know this because I went there with my friend :)
thanks to the absolutely amazing @ladyanimeyuki for this commission of the Deluxe Strider 200 Pound Matronly Freight Train Family Reunion because oh sweet merciful jesus on a stripper pole this is a magical thing to experience
yo…. when jet breaks in the tea shop and accuses zuko and iroh of beinh firebenders….
do you think any of the patrons looked at zukos scarred face - obviously done by a firebender - and immediately think jet was an asshole? like
jet: hes a firebender!!!!
patrons, thinking about the backstory they concocted for zuko and iroh where their home was invaded by firebenders and they barely survived with their lifes so they could come and have a peaceful life selling tea in a city the war doesnt touch:
Everybody watched the Dai Li drag Jet off and was like, you two okay? You need a hug? Here let me help clean up all this furniture and tip heavily.
Then a few months later the old man is breathing fire in the streets and a week after that they see a picture of the new Firelord.
Their brains be all like
Patrons of the Jasmine Dragon when Mushi and Lee are mysteriously missing after the invasion of Ba Sing Se:
The same patrons a few months later after Mushi firebends the shit out of an entire platoon of fire nation soldiers and Lee is declared Firelord:
I am Silver Tongue, I am an artist. I have many characters and you can check out my art in the art tag. I occasionally practice witchcraft though I don't do anything too complicated. I am girl 2 and don't know what else to put here.
