nettlewildfairy:

adulthoodisokay:

roguesquirrel:

finally an article from a gaming establishment that understands how to play this game

please, you have to click this link because there’s audio of the writer HEWWOing and you have to listen to it

I absolutely love that this is written by the same person who wrote “Everyone hates my big stupid horse in Red Dead Online. He is my friend” article

homiedepot:

questionableholidayreally:

excalibelle:

xeknox:

goawfma:

smh it sure took them a minute

Bitch wtf?

• Ted Yoho, House Rep, R-FL, 3rd district. He is not running for re-election in 2020.
• Thomas Massie, House Rep, R-KY, 4th district. He is running for re-election in November 2020, if he wins the candidacy in the republican primary on June 23.
• Justin Amash, House Rep, Libertarian-MI 3rd district. He is running for re-election in November 2020, and ran an unsuccessful campaign for president this year as well.
• Louie Gohmert, House Rep, R-TX, 1st district. He is running for re-election in November 2020, and has already been declared the Republican nominee.

So to our friends in (click the link to see a map and find what district you are in!):

• Florida
• Kentucky
• Michigan
• Texas

VOTE THOSE BASTARDS OUT, and fill their seats with the most progressive candidate available!

in 2020?????

Ted Yoho is also the dude that accosted AOC and called her a fucking bitch both to her face and in front of cameras, Then tried to save himself by using his wife and daughters as an excuse as to why he’s not bad because of that.

sbnkalny:

Are you titting boobily down the stairs dog

xxtc-96xx:

dreaming about those odd flowers and dear brother two still feels the need to speak his mind

mymagicgrandpa:

Another chapter 3 page is here!

Go check it out! (Can’t link because tumblr will hide it)

Chapter Summary: Coach introduces Suzie to an old friend who can help them go on these newfound adventures together! Will her advice help Suzie learn to cope a little more with her Grandfather’s more wild ways?

normal-horoscopes:

ITS SINGLES NIGHT DOWN AT THE MASSIVE CIRCULAR FIELD OF BLACK GRANITE STONES THAT BLEED WHEN YOU TOUCH THEM

basiliskfree:

pumpkinnqueenn:

aloe-jelly:

computersaresadtoo:

XP/98 remix

ok what the fuck

It sounds like some digital boss theme

I had to draw this.

tredlocity:

lovestruck-derpy:

Originally posted by yourreactiongifs

gross

don’t do Jack dirty like this please

This is wrong on so many levels

evtrained:

prokopetz:

Concept: a bunch of high school Satanists get drunk in the local graveyard and try to conjure a demon, but they’re using one of those “reconstructionist” ritual books that gets its sources all mixed up, so they end up with a minor Mithraic fertility spirit that hasn’t spoken with humans in like 1700 years instead. By the terms of its binding it’s not allowed to leave until it’s ensured a successful harvest for its summoners, which is a problem, because none of these goobers have ever raised so much as a houseplant; if it wants to go home, it’s going to have to teach them how to garden - whether they want to learn or not!

“Five high school sophomores were arrested today on charges of operating an illegal pot growing business behind the Home Depot on I-95. The 200-foot-tall plants, which police could see from their station…”