divorcer:

*sits at the canon url table at tumblr university* umm u cant sit here..you have 3 dashes in your @ LOL go sit with the picrew icons freak 🤭

if youre a canon url, why do you have dashes in your name

straightboyfriend:

my ex wife sent an assassin on me but i sent an assassin on that assassin & they fell in gay love & now they’re having sex in my guest bathroom

liquidstar:

father puts prides drawings on the vat filled with lava

its the drawing of greed being dipped into the vat

modstins-personal-stuff:

oh

modstins-personal-stuff:

then what

liquidstar:

i think itd be funny if pride acted more like a kid, like hed still be a 300+ year old homunculus but hed have the mentality of a spoiled brat instead of a small adult, imagine ed fighting him and pride is like YOURE A POOPHEAD AND IM TELLING MY MOMMY YOU HIT ME and eds like… bro i cant fight him, i know hes evil but i feel really bad about this morally

Pride: You humans are all the same. pathetic and worthless. only serving as nothing more than a sacrificial lamb for a being you cannot even comprehend

Also pride: *slams fist on table* I want chicken nuggets

chefpyro:

chefpyro:

Playing as a catgirl in final fantasy 14 was INTEGRAL to my transition process

Catgirl that transes your gender

kaedeichinose:

The new awkward zombie strip is very powerful

silver-tongues-blog:

silver-tongues-blog:

circles need to be abolished from history. They have never served a single purpose

All im trying to say is that theyre pointless