galahadwilder:

hungrylikethewolfie:

dominiquemorgenstern:

The Great Unanswered Question:

What the hell happens to every country on the planet that isn’t the US in YA dystopias

#maybe all ya dystopian futures are just highly localised#and every other country is busy doing their thing#‘do you think the US will be attending the olympics this year?’#‘I don’t know; I think they still have that hell-portal open’#‘I’ll put them down as a maybe’ (via archnemeton)

This aged surprisingly well

Thats the plot of thomas the tank engine

what-in-carnation:

infamouslydorky:

kaijuno:

borealeaurore:

kaijuno:

kaijuno:

Can I get a new meme format here

OP you didn’t have to set yourself up like this you could have just posted the meme

Thank you for the meme template, OP.

pakchoys:

when i tell u to watch fma because it’ll change ur life and u don’t listen, do u think i’m kidding? i’m just clowning? just haha heehooing? he gave up his fucking arm and leg

sartorialadventure:

gallusrostromegalus:

voidfoxstarlight:

[ID: A tweet from char-antine (@aGirlCalledChar) that reads, “I may never go back to not wearing a mask in public.

-looks cool
-got gendered correctly more
-protects against disease
-fucks up facial recognition

Why stop?” End ID.]

-helps with my dust and pollen allergies

-chapstick actually works now

- people are better about respecting my personal space

-available in a wide variety of dope patterns to accessorize like a cyberpunk wizard with

jaubaius:

Wow…😎😏

manywinged:

manywinged:

oh to be a scooby doo villain and commit crimes and cause problems on purpose in a halloween costume

the scooby doo villains didn’t do anything wrong by dressing up in spooky costumes and trying to scare people actually. some of those costumes and settings were actually pretty impressive feats of engineering and design that should have been appreciated more. the only crime most of the scooby doo villains committed was being capitalists.

I mean, they were absolutely committing trespassing in most cases. Not to mention more often than not they dont own the rights to whatever riches they would find.

xxtc-96xx:

Ash didn’t feel like risking his life this time

skepticalporcupine:

this fullmetal omake is so fucking funny im gonna throw up