Silver Tongue

sorcererlance:

shinyjiggly:

yamujiburo:

syn-the-guardian:

joseinextdoor:

Me as a kid: There’s no way Jessie and James are in their twenties! People have their shit together by then.

Me now: Wow okay yeah these broke disasters drowning in debt and picking up part-time gigs to supplement the meager pay from their crap job working for an evil boss are ONE THOUSAND PERCENT in their twenties, huh.

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They’re 15 and 16 last time I checked

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Jessie and James have been confirmed 25 in the anime since the 2nd movie (and before that if we’re looking at radio dramas)

…how come they aged and ash didn’t?

stress from being poor

ash made a wish on ho-oh in episode 2

calladraws101:

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gruene-teufel:

ghdl-41:

if you’re irish and you complain about britain “erasing culture” but can’t even speak the language/ don’t know shit about ireland before 1910 then just shut your cakehole nobody cares

Them being Irish and not being able to speak the language/not knowing shit about Ireland before 1910 is a direct result of Britain erasing culture, you goddamn Vitamin D-deficient circus clown

teamxdark:

birdsareblooming:

sonknuxadow:

teamxdark:

birdsareblooming:

sonknuxadow:

imagine thinking shadow is the leader of team dark lmao

rouge sets a bedtime and he obeys it without question

Rouge counts backwards from five and Shadow freezes in place.

rouge makes shadow eat his vegetables by threatening to not let him have coffee beans for dessert

Rouge uses Shadow’s middle name and he starts running as fast as possible

Rouge is the one who has to sign permission slips for Shadow since she’s the adult.

thecollectibles:

“The Legend of Zelda: Ocarina of Time” Sages by Jaqueline Florencio

Twitter/Instagram

fartgallery:
“FUCK YOU, GODADDY
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fartgallery:

FUCK YOU, GODADDY

13fingers:
“ sundayroasts:
“ mmilhouse:
“do you love the colour of the sky
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this is much better than the original.
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Rheyre all gonna fucking fall
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13fingers:

sundayroasts:

mmilhouse:

do you love the colour of the sky

this is much better than the original.

Rheyre all gonna fucking fall

macchitea:

A KNIFE!!!

mwagneto:

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when you’re scrolling through tumblr and you suddenly think of something to post or Google or whatever but you keep scrolling coz you can’t stop and then you realise oh shit I forgot what i was gonna do so you have to scroll back to where you were when the thought™ occured even if the post was completely unrelated because doing this somehow magically summons your memories

urbancuntemporary:

I’ve realized that the more diverse a cast is, the easier it is to spot the racist fans. They won’t ship a white main character with the black girl who’s his love interest because it’s “heteronormative” (it isn’t) and they want more “gay representation”. But then when his best friend is also a person of color they don’t ship them together because they just “don’t see them that way”. But then they’ll headcanon a Tragic Whiteboy Backstory for the kid that said literally 8 words to the main character. That kid will be their favorite character, their sweet little “cinnamon roll”and there’ll be 40,230 m/m fics of him and the main character. “Representation”. My ass.