Silver Tongue

raininwallflower:

Bro the “we can disagree but still be friends” is true about things like tv shows and shit but not fucking human rights

manywinged:

manywinged:

manywinged:

that post that’s like “had a dream i asked michael jackson what his pronouns were and he said ‘he/hee’” ruined my life personally i was at a funeral for a (shitty, abusive, so don’t judge me) relative once when i remembered it and tried to stop myself from laughing that i broke a blood vessel in my eye

almost had 2 funerals that day

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artist’s impression of my near death experience

possumtiktoks:

TOP STORY TONIGHT

ccsthemovie2:
“IM the cat. thats MY job
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ccsthemovie2:

IM the cat. thats MY job

mymagicgrandpa:
“ Another chapter 3 page is here!
Go check it out! (Can’t link because tumblr will hide it)
Chapter Summary: Coach introduces Suzie to an old friend who can help them go on these newfound adventures together! Will her advice help...

mymagicgrandpa:

Another chapter 3 page is here!

Go check it out! (Can’t link because tumblr will hide it)

Chapter Summary: Coach introduces Suzie to an old friend who can help them go on these newfound adventures together! Will her advice help Suzie learn to cope a little more with her Grandfather’s more wild ways?

omgthatdress:

regnum-lab:

rodrickheffeley:

rodrickheffeley:

rodrickheffeley:

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menthol illwess innit

celebrities watching parasite be like

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this is funny to me. self awareness level 0

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Parasite deserves the Oscar for this post alone.

musicalhell:
“ divajadelyn:
“ galagawiki:
“Tactical
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Why feel like a dick. Racists shouldn’t have nice things.
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If your first impulse on being told “don’t be racist” is to do something blatantly racist, you deserve whatever happens to you.
”

musicalhell:

divajadelyn:

galagawiki:

Tactical

Why feel like a dick. Racists shouldn’t have nice things.

If your first impulse on being told “don’t be racist” is to do something blatantly racist, you deserve whatever happens to you.

malandi:

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mutuals do this

"hes a growing boy" you and i both know he hasnt grown an inch since he was 12

Anonymous

banishedquasiroyal:

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okay 2 b fair he was the basically the physical tether to alphonse’s body and was feeding them both so he gets a pass!!!!!!!!!!! he gets  a fucking pass!!!!!!!!!!