classpectanon:

yeah, someone else pointed that out to me!

i feel so bad for game over terezi if she saw that far ahead. poor girl.

What if game over terezi was her ultimate self?

maxiesatanofficial:

anal-sneeze:

piratebay-premium:

ask-bot:

What is not a FUN fact?

Were all gonna die

Your eye has something called “immune privilege” This basically means that the outside of your eye prevents your immune system from knowing about the inside of your eye. If it didn’t, your immune system would destroy your eyes.

orochislayer:

lieutenant-cool-egg:

wanderlustexperience:

the-fandoms-have-fallen:

angryinternnoises:

patrickpotato:

riothrrrley:

gaydisneyprincessofficial:

jokes that will never be funny

• holocaust jokes
  
• fat jokes
• racist jokes
  
• rape jokes
  
• transphobic jokes
  
• homophobic jokes
• sexist jokes

jokes that will always be funny

• “that’s a weird looking dog”
• mmm whatcha say
• the audition meme
• doge 
• trolling beetles fans
• dad jokes 

ending long sentences with by fall out boy

Using the lyric “baby seasons change but people don’t”

Also:

• Severely overestimating a number of easily-countable objects
  
• Severely underestimating a number of nigh-uncountable objects
  
• Rickrolls

And

• Finding a picture of a weird face and slowly zooming in to dramatic music.

• Pretending people wearing camouflage are invisible
  

incorrect units of measurement (i.e. I have like 40 gallons of homework)

calling easily explainable phenomena “witchcraft”

dootmario2:

gorps:

anarcho-druidism:

peteseeger:

What if housing discrimination based on zodiac sign just becomes a regular thing. What if it extends into employment? You’re refused a position because you’re a Pisces

fuckin hipsters are putting us on track towards a birthday-based caste system

caste system based on zodiac signs…… reminds me of homest

u planning on finishing that sentence?

You know what I would call people trapped at gunpoint in their own home? Stuck.

kialessa:

doorstoplord:

doorstoplord:

have i ever told y’all the story about how a snake knew I was trans years before I did

okay so

my 7th grade social studies/8th grade science teacher (he did both classes. Somehow…) had a snake lovingly named Hisser. Hisser would occasionally be taken out to crawl and he was held by kids and when there were fire alarms Hisser was taken along, usually to his chagrin. 

This was one of those days where we had in class work time and most of us were just chilling and so Mr. A got Hisser out and started passing him around.

Every girl student that he came to, he would immediately snuggle up to, wrap around their arms, and get cozy. With boy students, he would just sort of sit in the coiled lump that he’d been handed in. This was true with just about every single student, and Mr. A said that Hisser likes girls a lot better than guys and this has been thoroughly proven by Hisser’s attitude.

Then Hisser was handed to me. He was a loveable cold scaley rope as you would expect, but he didn’t coil around my arms. He didn’t get cozy. He just sat there. And Mr. Anderson said, “Huh. That’s weird. He usually likes girls.” 

I passed the snake to my friend and surely enough, Hisser wrapped around her arms and got cozy. 

I came out as a trans guy about 7-8 years later, and just recently realized that Hisser was right about me not being a girl all along. 

I’ve also decided that whenever anyone asks me “Why I think I’m a boy,” which is my LEAST favorite question ever, I’ll just tell them that a snake told me a long time ago. 

hydrowac:

So this is my headcanon Villain Deku, who was trained by Stain. He is quirkless but really fast and menacing like Stain.

This was a real quick drawing in Sai… Hope you like it uwu

please no reposting QnQ

warnadudenexttime:

tulipscomeinallsortsofcolors:

warnadudenexttime:

How writers and artists out here just like SIT DOWN and just MAKE content? The fantasy I desire.

step 1: open word document

step 2: become possessed by a writing daemon and black out for three hours

step 3: wake up and edit out arcane gibberish

step 4: profit

Directions were confusing, my hand is stuck in a toaster

chefpyro:

silver-tongues-blog:

chefpyro:

Imagine being named Alfred like damn you’re either destined to become a British butler or nothing

they can go by “Al” and have a shady business

Al is short for Alfred????

Usually though it can also be short for alphonse

guilherme-rm:

METROID FUSION WAS REALLY GOOD

guilherme-rm:

Lt. Hughes reference. First thing that came into my mind, idk.