ellenent:

My take on Toon Zelda wearing the Phantom’s armor!

chefpyro:

chefpyro:

i wanna update my minecraft skin which one should i pick

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comment other suggestions

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fucking genius

maidofsalt:
“:(
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nightmare-grass:

Why is this the funniest thing I’ve ever seen

callmebliss:

reallycoolsoup:

itsqueerlyhalloween:

itsqueerlyhalloween:

itsqueerlyhalloween:

honestly the most realistic part in doctor who was the tv episode where david tennant says he doesnt have a tv licence and some woman’s like “Really?! They execute you for that!”

me: has literally JUST moved house

the bbc, waltzing from the shadows snapping it’s corperate fingers: give ‘us money or we’ll break yer’ kneecaps, gov'na :)

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Yeah, i guess if you live outside the uk you might not know about this

@hotfuss you need a tv liscene to watch live tv (meaning anything that’s being shown at a scheduled time on the telly) you also need it to watch literally any bbc programming, even if you do it online on your laptop or phone. It’s the reason there are no adverts on the BBC.

It costs £154.50 that you have to pay every year. If you don’t have one they send you letters constantly telling you they’ll send somebody to your house to make sure you’re not watching tv. So despite the fact I’ve already told them i don’t watch tv (i work 40 hours a week and just watch youtube) they’ve started sending me the letters again so I have to call them up.

Oh and apparently they can track what devices you have in your home and tell when you watch their content without a liscence.

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It’s very dystopian over something so fucking stupid, on the bright-side I did find this fake ad while trying to find the buildboard picture

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that’s really what it’s like living here

That’s honestly dystopian sounding

What is a VAT fiddle

homestuckhaironstuff:
“ Just saying…. let’s all take another look at this…
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homestuckhaironstuff:

Just saying…. let’s all take another look at this…

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your-future-robot-overlord:

scootsenshi:

Old people can"t understand when younger people are willing to cut a whole relative off. They have lived their entire lives in guilt or based on some sense of loyalty to someone based on blood. People will abuse you betting on that fact, just because ya’ll are blood that means you have to accept it. No, you don’t.

Person: I know it’s hard because he’s your dad-

Me: It’s not

Person: But you love him deep down-

Me: I don’t

smilingeridan:
“ davechick? davechick
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smilingeridan:

davechick? davechick

corantus:
“ thesweaterkittycollector:
“ corantus:
“what if furby…..had a sword……
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hehe
”
COMRADERIE!!!!
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corantus:

thesweaterkittycollector:

corantus:

what if furby…..had a sword……

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hehe 

COMRADERIE!!!!

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cassandraooc:
“An art based prologue take.
Possibly speaks some for itself, but to reiterate some points from elsewhere:
The Ultimate Dave was specifically stated to include Davepeta, which means splinters that include other people are part of the...

cassandraooc:

An art based prologue take.
Possibly speaks some for itself, but to reiterate some points from elsewhere:
The Ultimate Dave was specifically stated to include Davepeta, which means splinters that include other people are part of the Ultimate Self.
Which explains why Dirk suddenly posts things that its hard to image Dirk ever saying. (e.g. suddenly being transphobic.)
Then there’s also the repeated mentioning of Dave being the one to eventually kill him, basically begging for it, whihc is a destiny specifically linked to LE.
I actually don’t think that Alt Calliope is a “good” counterpoint, btw. I think she’s dangerous and MORE insidious for her (provably false) claims of lack of bias, and she’s just as quick to use a beloved character as a puppet for her own means (in her case, Jade) not to mention our Callie’s reaction to her.
Anyway, I really, really feel sorry for the True Dirk, the one who wanted desperately NOT to hurt his friends and family, who was terrified of this very outcome.