You play a jaded babysitter. The plot twist is that the baby is the antichrist. So you gotta complete the tasks of babysitting but the entire time the baby is trying to kill you

lilyrosegold:

loopityboop:

lemememeringue:

gabriellegibby:

deathdaydream:

owlistic:

theglowpt2:

oh you think your life is hard? try being a gay rat living in france who hates your dad and just wants to cook

why did this post make me realize there are no female rats in this movie

actually there is, she has one line at the end when she says “how do you know?”

ok I just skimmed though the movie again, and here she is in the beginning, she just doesn’t say anything, and you wouldn’t guess she was a girl because they didn’t do that weird humanizing, tits and longer eyelashes thing that most movies with animals do.

i’m pretty sure that all the female coded rats are the smaller rats, which is apparently accurate to real rats. Remmy is also really small. after going though the movie I realized that there are only five rats that have actual lines. Remmy, Emile, the dad, the really big bodyguard rat, and the rat at the end. whack.

>girl rats are smaller

>Remmy is smaller

>Remmy is trans

remmy is trans and his father accepts that but not his passion for cooking

remmy: dad i think im a boy

dad: sure son

remmy: also im tired of eating literal rotted garbage

dad: you w h a t

Dad: no daughter of mine is going to cook!

Remmy: actually dad I’m a boy

Dad: thank you for telling me I support you

Dad: NO SON OF MINE IS GOING TO COOK!

midnight-revelation:

nerdgul:

Those 18 states are: Alabama, Arkansas, Arizona, California, Florida, Georgia, Iowa, Idaho, Kansas, Louisiana, Mississippi, North Carolina, Nevada, Oklahoma, South Carolina, Tennessee, Texas and Utah.

If you live in one of these palces please go as many extra miles to stay safe as u can as new cases are growing significantly

If you live in any of these States, I advise using Johns Hopkins University of Medicine’s Coronavirus Resource Center to keep an eye on Critical Trends in your state (spiking infection rate, spiking death count) with the country and state map.

lets-do-get-help:

Live look at the American Government right now:

badabingbadabong-deactivated202:

celtic-pyro:

eschatologica-anthophilya-deact:

Free him!

When getting housing for a pet, please remember to get the homes of an adequate size. This is abuse

OKAY JUST ONE MORE GRIPE ABOUT THE CATS MOVIE THAT THEY CHANGED FROM THE PLAY!

I like the movie. I know it has its faults but its pretty good. HOWEVER! When the movie made old deuteronomy a girl instead of a guy they changed the line in the song from “old deuteronomy has married more than nine wives. Im tempted to say 99″ to “old deuteronomy has lived more than nine lives. im tempted to say 99″ which means they ROBBED US of having an elderly feline lesbian cult leader!

dragondrawer28:

sokka-fuck-ya:

Aang, surrounded by baffled councilmen, interrupted mid meeting: “ZUKO I CAN’T BELIEVE YOU’D DO SOMETHING SO RECKLESS!”

Zuko, half burnt after fistfighting his latest assasin: “It’s not that bad. Besides, you’re like twelve, you don’t have to worry about this”

Aang: “only tw—I was the one who—! No, you know what? I’m calling your grandpa!”

The councilmen, thinking of Azulon: “?!”

Zuko: “WAIT NO AANG I’M SORRY!”

Aang, meditating aggressively: “TOO LATE.”

Roku, taking Aang’s place: “ZUKO I CAN’T BELIEVE YOU’D DO SOMETHING SO RECKLESS!”

The councilmen, losing their fucking minds: “?!?!?!????!??!???!”

Zuko, desperately and defensively: “You tried to fight a volcano!”

The film adaptation of cats is better than the film adaptation of last airbender.

Evidence: ive willingly rewatched cats the movie and finished it while when i tried willingly rewatching avatar i stopped halfway through.

volcaniclastic:

commiemania:

oh my goodness will you look at the time

manywinged:

manywinged:

manywinged:

that trope where someone is about to be killed and says “please! i have a family!” but then the family show up and beat the shit out of their captors

me: no, please! i have a wife and kids, they’ll be so upset when they find out what you’ve done!

*distant angry roaring noises*

me: there they are :)

ASDFHJKLGH?!